Not to mix metaphors, but imagine this monster-sized bite were to be attempted by humans—it would be the type of bite where you chomp down on a colossal one-pound hamburger with tons of crunchy lettuce, gooey cheese, and gobs of ketchup; and though the ketchup and the hamburger juice get all over your face the second your teeth make contact, you put the full force of your incisors into it and just tear at that thing.
Now imagine the monster-appropriate version of that chow-fest. That’s what the VAMPIRE ACADEMY series is doing to its rivals. No dainty nibbles here!!!!
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