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B-days over Here, B-days over there

2010-02-17T06:14:00.000-08:00

FEBRUARY 12

Protective, Persuasive, Thoughtful

If life was a sandwich, you’d be the turkey and tomato, ‘cuz you’re always in the middle. Whether you’re keeping peace when your best friends go at it or holding court on the superiority of sesame orange chicken to kung po beef, your powers of persuasion make you the go-to girl for the final word. Most of the time you don’t mind playing mother hen and laying down the law for your friends (let’s face it—they’re lovable but not the most responsible people in the world!).

+/-: It’s great that you try and help your friends resolve their issues, but if you feel like you’re caught in an endless ping-pong ball game—and your head is the ball—you’ve got to call a timeout before somebody calls a foul.

Friend Match: Your fire-sign friend and her polar opposite winter-born buddy might ask you to take sides in their latest debate (this time, ANTM versus Project Runway) because they can count on you to stay neutral. Remind them that it’s not your job to referee, and keep things cool by moving on to other topics. (Like boys—there’s no debate over how cute that Scorpio soccer player is!)

Love Match: Once you’re done with someone, you’re done. A Neptune-ruled boy may have lost a chance because he moved too slow, but consider whether you weren’t acting a little bit standoffish. It’s not fair to expect him to read your mind, so doing something more than wishing he would ask you out might be necessary.

Best accessory: Earplugs…for when the inter-clique fighting just gets to be too much
Best color: Almond
Star match: Christina Ricci

FEBRUARY 13

Spontaneous, Outgoing, Energetic

They say the universe won’t end with a bang, but a whimper. No worries—if you have anything to say about it, there’ll be plenty of explosions before then. Expressive and emotional, you speak your mind (often without thinking) and have the same carefree attitude when it comes to all your choices. Skinny dipping? Sure! A world-class tantrum-thrower, you know that nothing leads to a cosmic meltdown quite so well as pent up feelings.

+/-: If you were to take a poll right now, your approval ratings would be through the roof. But what do you like the most about yourself? You’re so used to feeding off the energy of other people you risk losing your grounding.

Friend Match: Your water-sign friend is your exact opposite: she keeps her cards super close to her chest, and is unlikely to let anyone but the inner circle know what she’s feeling. Take a lesson from her book. She can teach you a thing or two about privacy. Do you really want your whole MySpace network to know your deepest secrets?

Love Match: When you fall for someone you have a tendency to shout it from the rooftops. But a quiet Virgo will be embarrassed, not flattered, by all the attention, so ease up a little and let him come to you.

Best color: Fuchsia
Style icon: Madonna
Best vacation spot: Club in Ibiza

FEBRUARY 14

Witty, Entertaining, Social

If you were a lip gloss shade you’d be coral: to die-for-cute, works well with anybody, and has just enough of an edge to keep things interesting. You’re a true social butterfly and you love to be the center of attention, particularly when you’re cracking up your crew with yet another spot-on observation (only you would figure out that your gym teacher’s initials spell ICK). Just make sure you keep it light: dissing other people doesn’t go well with anybody’s skin tone.

+/-: Your dry humor is hilarious, but sometimes your sarcastic comments aren’t so subtle. Maybe your friend’s new ‘do does look like a helmet, but save the jokes for your stand-up routine. Otherwise you’ll get booed off stage for good.

Friend Match: You and your earth-sign BFF are the equivalent of sweet-and-sour pork: her sincerity and sweetness is the perfect balance to your tartness. She’s way more serious than you are but that’s a good thing, actually. She can keep you in line when one of your jokes is in danger of going too far.

Love Match: The brainy boy born on the 22nd who you’ve been crushing on has an ego as big as his IQ, so say au revoir. You might be surprised to learn there’s a sweet Virgo who’d been scoping you out. His goofy exterior conceals hidden depths, so give him a chance.

Best hobby: Improv
Best job: Entertainment reporter
Best style: Mod

FEBRUARY 15

Curious, Ingenious, Technical

You’re like skinny jeans in 1999: way head of your time. Original and inventive, you think so far outside the box you’re up in the stratosphere, and your insatiable curiosity means that when it comes to know-how, you’re light years ahead of your peers. That doesn’t mean you’ve got your head in the stars, though. A problem solver through-and-through, your logic and reasoning skills keep your feet firmly planted on the ground (and make you ideal for student government).

+/-: Your brain is like a computer, always processing info and storing it away for later. But what’s the fun without wifi to keep you connected? Don’t live so much in your own little world that you miss out on fun times with those around you.

Friend Match: You’re more than happy to help your Sagittarius BFF with her homework, but every so often it feels like you’re running a free tutoring clinic. Don’t let your needs go unnoticed, especially the emotional ones. Speak up if you’re feeling used.

Love Match: A Jupiter-ruled boy has your head spinning, even though you’ve barely exchanged a word. Pay attention to the small signals he gives, but don’t shut yourself off to other options. An outdoorsy Cancer who loves to laugh might be the perfect person to pull you out of your bubble.

Best accessory: Digital camera
Best color: Tangerine
Best job: Architect

FEBRUARY 16

Spirited, Impulsive, Active

Some people look before they leap, but you’d rather jump in with your eyes wide shut. This means you’re no stranger to crash landings (like the First Day of School Fashion Disaster of 2008), but it also means you’re the queen of getting up, dusting yourself off, and getting back in the saddle. You’re allergic to planning and sitting still gives you the hives. Just remember that sometimes it really is better to be safe than sorry, and breaking certain rules will really give you something to be sick about (like a month’s worth of Friday detentions).

+/-: Your fave time is the start of a school year, since you’re all about new beginnings. But you have a tendency to jump ship when you get bored, leaving you with a string of hobbies and friends you ditched after a month. Try sticking with something a little longer, or risk getting the reputation of a flake.

Friend Match: Normally you and your best friend du jour have no problem, but her Sun-ruled ways make her occasionally turn bossy. Before you turn tail and run (as usual) try working through your issues by talking. In all other ways, her fun and bubbly attitude make her the perfect wing-man (or wing woman) for you.

Love Match: You can barely decide what to order in a diner, so it’s no surprise that you’re equally as finicky when it comes to choosing your guy. But if you think a Gemini is right for you, you’ve got another thing coming. Between your pickiness and his indecision, you’re headed for dating disaster. Stick with a steadfast Aries instead.

Best accessory: Sketchpad and pencil (If your hour-long history class is driving you crazy, at least doodling will keep you occupied.)
Best job: Interior designer
Theme song: Changes – David Bowie

FEBRUARY 17

Sensitive, Stubborn, Shy

If you were a candy, you’d be an inside-out M & M: soft on the outside, you have a hard center (when people push you, you often surprise them by pushing right back), but still have a tendency to melt. (The biggest trigger that causes you to go gooey? When your friends are hurting—you’re extra sensitive to their feelings). You’re not likely to take center stage, preferring to stay in the background, but you have no problem stepping up to the podium when someone steps into your personal space—or tries to step on your personal beliefs.

+/-: If one of your friends shares her secret, she can count on your lips to stay sealed. But you have a tendency to give everyone in school the silent treatment, and they could mistake your shyness for snobbery. Remember, you can’t make new friends by being seen and not heard.

Friend Match: Your Virgo BFF is practically family, and it pains you whenever you see her weather yet another broken heart. But her outgoing nature and fearlessness can help you step out into the spotlight a little bit more, and you could also take a page out of her book when it comes to the confidence chapter.

Love Match: It’s true that a lot of the guys in your school are immature, but that doesn’t mean every single last one of them is a waste of time. A cutie born on the 12th might change your ideas about romance.

Best hobby: Yoga
Best pet: Maltese
Star match: Paris Hilton

Hey February 11th B-day People!

2010-02-11T10:30:00.000-08:00

FEBRUARY 11

Helpful, Inventive, Appreciative

‘Tis better to give than to receive, and flush or bust, you’ve got more than enough wealth to go around. Your gifts are even better than money: super helpful to anyone in need (like your hopeless-at-homework BF) and full of fun ideas about what to do and where to go, you always leave people a little richer than how you found them. Your friends and family send the love right back at you, and you’re totally grateful for it.

+/-: It’s great that you’re always trying to fix your friend’s problems, but remember that sometimes people need to learn to do things for themselves. If they lean on you too heavily you’re bound to fall over, and often the best gift you can give your friends is space to make their own mistakes.

Friend Match: You and your Cancer born BFF make the perfect pair. Unlike some of your other friends, she’s got the inner strength to take care of her own problems, and she actually gives you a chance to rest from your role as resident therapist. Even better, she doesn’t take life too seriously, so when the weight of the world’s on your shoulders she always lightens the load.

Love Match: A Mercury-ruled boy changes his mind so quickly it makes your head spin, so say hasta to his up and down attitude. You need someone who has both feet on the ground and both eyes focused on you, so pick a Winter-born guy who’s looking for serious cuddle time.

Best job: Personal shopper
Star match: Jennifer Aniston
Best vacation spot: Ski lodge in Aspen

So Many Birthdays, So Little Time

2010-02-10T07:34:00.000-08:00

FEBRUARY 4
Sincere, Lively, Entertaining
If life is a stage, you’ve got a pretty solid solo act lined up. You’re full of energy and you love the spotlight, which means your friends often play adoring audience to your one-woman show. But you’re definitely not mindless entertainment: loyal to your friends and family and deeply committed to the things you value, you’re the human equivalent of raspberry sorbet (totally fresh and good for you, even in large doses).
+/-: You’re dynamic and fun, but your serial up-staging may leave your besties contemplating some backstage backstabbing. Make sure you make time to applaud their talents as well—otherwise the curtain may close prematurely on some friendships.
Friend Match: You get bored after ten seconds of doing anything, so a fun-loving Sagittarius is great to have as your BFF. She’s got the energy and the ideas to keep you busy, and whether you’re attempting to make your own ice cream or throwing a Frisbee, you’re always having a blast.
Love Match: Although you’re totally charming, you’re definitely not the typical giggly girl. A Jupiter-ruled cutie in your class likes you just the way you are, and appreciates the fact that you totally ditch the ditzy act.
Best date: Amusement park
Best hobby: Musical theater
Theme song: Love Today - Mika

FEBRUARY 5

Skillful, Demonstrative, Graceful

If certain people wear their hearts on their sleeves, you wear yours on a delicate gold-filigree necklace (with matching bracelet, natch). Effortlessly graceful in everything you do, you even make bearing your heart and soul look easy. You should—you’ve had plenty of practice! It’s great that you’re so open about your feelings, but take a lesson from professional poker players: sometimes it’s best not to show your hand too early (particularly when you’re holding on to the Queen of Hearts!).

+/-: The fact that you’re so open to other people makes you especially vulnerable to getting hurt. Make sure your crushes are worth the life-and-death drama before you let them play Romeo to your Juliet.

Friend Match: You can be quiet, but if anyone tries to mess with your friends, they’ll see that you’re definitely not weak. Your BFF (whose b-day is in the same month as yours!) returns the favor, and she knows just how to cheer you up when your hearts been broken (again).

Love Match: You’ve been secretly pining for a Summer-born hottie in your class, but he’s got his eyes on someone else. Life’s too short for unrequited love! Look for a passionate fire sign who can match the intensity of your feelings.

Best color: Violet
Best job: Preschool teacher
Best style: Hippie

FEBRUARY 6
Social, Popular, Sweet
The expression, “You can attract more flies with honey than vinegar” holds true for people, too, and you’re living proof that staying sweet can mean a big social payoff. People are drawn to you like moths to a flame, and very few ever make their way out of your orbit. Your friends look to you for plans, support, and to be a 24/7 cheerleader. Just make sure your need to please isn’t concealing deeper feelings that need to be expressed. Nothing causes a bad taste in your mouth like artificial sugar.
+/-: From the outside it looks like you have it all, but deep down you worry your friends will bail if they discover your inner dork. Newsflash: your true friends love you for you—closet crochet expert and everything—not just for the fact that your disposition makes snickers look sweet.
Friend Match: You get a new friend request practically every day on your MySpace page, and your Top 8 is always shifting around. That’s because you’re ruled by the Planet Venus, which makes you extremely magnetic.
Love Match: A soft-spoken Scorpio has you hoping for a special valentine. But what seems standoffish may just be shyness, so don’t be afraid to step up and give him a sign.
Best accessory: Kleenex (for when your BFF comes to talk to you about her most recent heartbreak)
Best hobby: Spirit squad
Best pet: Labradoodle

FEBRUARY 7

Idealistic, Spontaneous, Natural

You like to live life au naturel: from your all-organic hemp-weave t-shirts to your no-stress policy on school (and hair styles, Ms. Ponytail Princess), you subscribe to the less-is-more philosophy. The only things high maintenance in your life are your principles: you see opportunities for improvement everywhere and are a firm believer in working hard for change. Just not when “work” involves math and “change” involves grades!

+/-: Living life in the here and now is like a house made entirely from cheeseburgers: fine in theory, but in practice? After a few days, it stinks. Every so often it’s important to plan ahead.

Friend Match: Even though you seem flighty, when it comes to friendships you’re as solid as they come. To you, a BFF really is forever, and you have to know you can trust someone before you open up. A super loyal Pisces has the same idea.

Love Match: There’s a certain Leo in your class who’s got all the girls saying meow. He’s way too self-centered and egotistical for you, though. You’ll take an oh-so-modest (and oh-so-adorable) Libra guitar player any day.

Best date: A walk in the park
Best job: Head of a non-profit organization
Style icon: Drew Barrymore

FEBRUARY 8
Conceptual, Open, Intuitive
You’re so in touch with what other people are thinking you could have your own hotline: 1-800-IC-SECRTS. Extraordinarily perceptive when it comes to others, you’re equally as clued in to your own feelings, and you always make a point to go with your gut. Your super-powered sensitivity to others is a double-edged gift, however: make sure your chakras don’t get disrupted by negative energy.
+/-: Being privy to so much private info puts a heavy burden on you, so make sure you don’t blurt out someone else’s secret at the wrong time. Just because it’s obvious to you your BFF is fiendishly crushing on a cutie soccer player doesn’t mean it’s common knowledge!
Friend Match: Your closest peeps know you’ve got a heart of gold, but you’re a little reserved around people you’ve just met. A fellow Aquarius can help you break the ice super quickly – after five minutes, it’ll be like you’ve been friends forever.
Love Match: Your usually flawless intuition falters when it comes to your crushes, particularly the sun-ruled guy you’ve been drooling over forever. Sure, he’s super hot, but you don’t need a magic 8-ball to tell you he’s self-centered. Outlook not good!
Best color: Peach
Best hobby: Teen helpline
Best vacation spot: Spa in the mountains

FEBRUARY 9

Colorful, Optimistic, Productive

Opportunity doesn’t even have to knock on your door. As soon as you see it rolling down the street, you’re already claiming shotgun in its ride. You believe in the power of positive thinking and aren’t the type to rely on good luck charms and knocking on wood. You make your own luck—setbacks and disappointments never trip you up. Your motto is: the sun’ll come out tomorrow. And if not, you’ve been looking for an excuse to rock your rain boots!

+/-: It’s great that you’re always on the go, but riding so hard just leads to a big old burnout. Take time to chill and refuel. Your friends will appreciate the down-time and it will leave you totally refreshed.

Friend Match: When your moody Moon-ruled pal is struggling to get her homework done every morning before class, you can tutor her in math and help her manage her time better. It’s worth it. When she’s in a good mood, she’s the perfect partner in crime (who else would pretend to be British with you while cruising for cuties at the mall?)

Love Match: Your Capricorn crush may not think of you as girlfriend material, but you don’t throw yourself a pity party. He’ll make an awesome friend, and he knows an easy-going water sign who’ll be your perfect match.

Best accessory: Personal assistant
Best date: Broadway show
Best job: Motivational speaker

FEBRUARY 10

Individualistic, Confident, Empathic

Some people march to the beat of their own drummer. You salsa to it. You have a strong sense of self and your friends look up to you for your confidence and charisma. Although you don’t care what other people think—you’re not afraid to speak your mind, declare your love for old scifi movies, or experiment with your fashion choices—you care greatly what they feel, and your BFFs know they can count on you to partner when they need a little spring in their step.

+/-: You definitely don’t shy away from conflict, but all the soap opera twists and turns in the world won’t stop the constant drama from getting tiring. Learn to back off of arguments before your network rating takes a plummet.

Friend Match: Your Taurus BFF always looks to you for homework help and emotional support, but what really cements your friendship is the fact that neither of you cares what other people think. Just make sure you don’t get stuck hanging out with the same people 24/7—it’s important for both of you to bust out of your bubble.

Love Match: You may be falling for a Summer-born daredevil, but there’s a problem: he’s got his eyes on someone else! Try to broaden your horizons; an adorable Aries will be able to give as good as he gets, and your heated arguments could easily lead to a different kind of spark.

Best job: Self-help guru
Best pet: Parakeet
Star match: Emma Roberts

On the day you were born...

2010-02-03T11:33:00.000-08:00

FEBRUARY 3

Spontaneous, Funny, Talented

You like to live life the same way you solve math problems. . .guess and check (oh—and cross your fingers, hoping for the best!). Carefree and laid back, you think planning and studying are a snooze, and your friends know you’re up for anything, anytime. Your allergy to all things arranged applies to your sense of humor as well: your friends know and love the outrageous (and sometimes inappropriate) things you say.

+/-: Make sure your carpe diem approach doesn’t get you in trouble, like when you fail to prepare yet another bio assignment. Nothing can kill a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants attitude like getting hung out to dry.

Friend Match: Your BFF is ruled by super-serious Saturn, so it’s no wonder she gets frustrated when you’re always at least fifteen minutes late. Nevertheless, her organized and practical mind provides the perfect balance to your more relaxed approach to life.

Love Match: Right now you’re feeling an animal-loving Aries, but let’s face it: your tastes change more often than a stoplight. All that may change when you meet a Capricorn who’s even more indecisive than you. Watch out: sparks will fly, but he’s not the type to settle down.

Best accessory: Amex card (in case your recklessness gets you into a bind…again)
Best color: Yellow
Star match: Isla Fisher

Happy Birthday to You and You and You

2010-02-02T06:25:00.001-08:00

FEBRUARY 2

Sophisticated, Persevering, Aloof

Du caviar, s’il vous plait? If life is a box of chocolates, you’re a champagne-filled Godiva truffle. You’re so sophisticated you could make the Queen of England seem gauche, and your attention to detail (you can spot a faux-Prada bag from a mile off) means you’re a perfectionist about everything. Just make sure your snooty attitude doesn’t have other people saying non merci.

+/-: Your meet-and-greet skills leave something to be desired. Even ultra-VIP rooms are meant to be shared, so every so often you might want to give the common people a shot. Pizza and scary movies may not be luxe, but they can be as fun as any four-star evening.

Friend Match: It’s tough for you to just spill your guts to a lot of people, so big sleepover parties aren’t exactly your thing. But your Gemini BFF is a different story. You can trust her never to spread your secrets, and her honesty with you—you’re the only person who knows she faints at the sight of blood!—helps you open up.

Love Match: You’re in your own world most of the time, which is why you barely notice when a cute Uranus-ruled boy starts flirting with you in the lunch line. Don’t judge him just because of his sticker-covered skateboard—you might be surprised by how much you have in common.

Best accessory: Jet black Porsche
Best style: Haute couture
Best vacation spot: Five-star hotel in Milan

Born on the 1st of Feb...

2010-02-01T09:33:00.000-08:00

FEBRUARY 1

Strong-Willed, Witty, Grounded

If you were a plant, you’d be an oak tree: strong roots keep you grounded in all kinds of weather (fights between best friends, midterm stress, little sibs) and it’s best to avoid bumping heads with you. But just because you have the rooted-ness of a tree doesn’t mean you’re all bark—you’ve got some bite in you, too. You’ve got a scathing sense of humor that’s always spot on. Compromising isn’t your strong suit, so try and be more flexible. You know what they say—what doesn’t bend, breaks.

+/-: Your witty comebacks crack up your friends, but you have to know the time and the place. Ease up on your criticisms and learn to live and let live.

Friend Match: You and your Autumn-born BFF have similar temperaments—and a similar tendency to hold onto grudges. But after a falling out you’re going to be the one who apologizes—friendship is way more important than pride.

Love Match: A boy born on the 12th is desperate to go out with you, but his scheming social climbing should have you rolling your eyes. Stick with a loyal Leo boy who has kept the same solid crew since middle school. He’ll show the same dedication to you.

Best color: Red
Best job: Talk show host
Best pet: German shepherd

January 29th is where the party's at!

2010-01-29T06:44:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 29

Social, Sensible, Fun-Loving

You should be a musical instrument, because you're all about harmony. Though you'll definitely stand up and defend your beliefs--like the cruelty of your school's dress code!--for the most part you just want everyone to get along. Though practical and accomplished, you also have a passive side that makes it difficult for you to confront challenges head-on and super easy to procrastinate. And with a ton of friends flocking to you for your take-it-easy vibe, you've got a ton of reasons not to tackle that homework!

+/-: You're a lover, not a fighter, but everyone needs at least a little armor to protect them from everyday abuse. Work on building self-esteem so that other people's opinions--good or bad--don't have so much effect on you.

Friend Match: These ruled by the number 2 tend to make great partners, so it’s no wonder that both you and a BFF whose birthday falls on the 2nd will be practically joined at the hip, agreeing on everything from TV shows to the best brand of spaghetti sauce (Classico!).

Love Match: Like you, a Libra boy will like to keep things laid-back and light, but his studious side will be a good influence when you're tempted to put off your math homework again.

Best accessory: YoYo (Fun. Colorful. Retro. It’s sure to brighten anyone’s mood!)
Star match: Oprah Winfrey
Best style: Hippie

If you were born on January 28th...

2010-01-28T06:26:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 28

Gutsy, Strong-Willed, Driven

If you were a book, you'd be the Guinness Book of World Records: your whole raison d'etre is pushing limits and mind-boggling achievements (now if only you could learn to juggle 27 balls at a time). You're extremely ambitious but realistic about your abilities, which means that although some of your choices may seem reckless to others, you're actually always in control. Athletic and fearless, you're excellent at sports, but equally good at activities that require mental stamina.

+/-: You love trying out new things and tend to bounce around from activity to activity, which means your track record of actually fulfilling commitments is more spotty than a preschooler's napkin. Finish one challenge before you tackle another.

Friend Match: Girls just want to have fun, and you and a fellow air sign give new meaning to the term social butterfly. Wherever the two of you go you're bound to be the life of the party!

Love Match: It's no wonder you're attracted to a fearless Aquarius with a reputation for pulling pranks; you're exactly the same way. Once you get together it will be a 24/7 comedy--just make sure it's not called Dumb and Dumber!

Star match: Sarah McLachlan
Best hobby: Volunteer work
Theme song: Such Great Heights – Iron and Wine

Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays

2010-01-27T06:25:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 27

Bright, Quick, Precocious

You give new meaning to the term child star: wise beyond your years, from an early age you exhibited talents, skills, and emotions remarkable in someone so young. Doing things quickly is big for you: you talk fast, walk fast, and make snap decisions, sometimes without thinking (does the decision to TP your math teacher's house on Halloween ring any bells?). Because you're so bright, there's a lot of pressure on you to succeed. Don't be afraid to draw the line, or you just might end up on the cover of Us Weekly as the latest has-been.

+/-: You’ve got the brains of someone twice your age but a tendency to act immature. Some childish pleasures are fun (like ice cream trucks), but when your ‘rents want you to grow up and take responsibility for your actions, no tantrums allowed.

Friend Match: A super-serious Moon-ruled friend needs you to crack her up when she's stressing out over her science lab, and you need her shoulder to lean on when life (and your curfew) seems unfair.

Love Match: Because you're so impulsive, you need someone with more focus and grounding to keep you from making really bad choices. A realistic Capricorn has the presence of mind (and strength of will!) to talk you out of some of your crazier ideas.

Best color: Copper
Best date: Foreign film festival
Style icon: Angelina Jolie

JANUARY 26

Active, Dramatic, Confident

You're just like Bowling Night: all about the impressive strike. Like the best military strategists, you know when and how to act when you need to get your way--which is, for you, 24/7. When it comes to getting what you want--whether it's a puppy or a pair of new Steve Maddens--your determination has no limits, and there isn't anyone who can beat you in an argument once you get on a roll. You cherish your beliefs and don't care who disagrees with you.

+/-: You’re determined to be a star athlete, stellar student, and devoted daughter. But it’s okay to give yourself a break once in a while! Not everyone can be on 100% of the time, and as long as you try your best, everyone will understand if you need some time to relax.

Friend Match: You play planner for your whole crew, but if you ever get tired of being social director, keep a passionate and creative Scorpio close who will remind you that not everything in life should be predictable.

Love Match: You have a tendency to be all work and no play, so to keep things from getting too dull team up with a guy who likes to keep things light, like a Libra. Unlike an Aquarius he won't ever act immature, but he will keep you from becoming a hermit during finals week.

Best hobby: Figure skating
Star match: Ellen DeGeneres
Best vacation spot: Cruise ship in Alaska

If you were born on the 25th of January...

2010-01-25T10:41:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 25

Talented, Interesting, Successful

If life is a highway you're the asphalt: totally tough, you're there for every dip, rise, and bump in the road. You feed off chaos, which is why you don't mind family reunions, finals week, or running around from field hockey to sculpture class to choir practice. Talented and energetic, you are never in one place--emotionally or physically--for long. You've had more crushes than a steamroller and more blowouts than a hair salon, but you stay focused on your goals no matter what twists and turns life throws at you.

+/-: It's great that you have so much perseverance, but swimming against the current will just leave you exhausted. Every so often you need to relax and go with the flow. Whatever will be will be.

Friend Match: Even though you're studious and serious, like all Aquarius you love to have a good time. That's why you need a crazy and outgoing Aries to keep you giggling 24/7.

Love Match: It's extremely hard for you to admit weakness, so even if you're head-over-heels with a floppy-haired Gemini (and his amazing art projects) you're not going to admit it. But if you want the relationship to move forward you'll have to make the first move--believe it or not, your "hints" are harder to read than Moby Dick.

Best accessory: Stress ball
Best job: Fashion magazine editor
Star match: Alicia Keys

Amy Astley -- Book Signing ~ WHAT! WHAT!

2010-01-25T06:49:00.000-08:00

Check out these photos from a recent Teen Vogue Handbook signing with Amy Astley, Editor-in-Chief of Teen Vogue!

What's Happening January 22nd B-day People?

2010-01-22T13:25:00.001-08:00

JANUARY 22

Emotional, Explosive, Exciting

You're just like a mug of steaming hot chocolate: impossible to resist, with a tendency to scorch. Intensely energetic and extremely impulsive, you're a classic wild child: loads of fun, the intensity of your personality can also burn people who get too close. Because you're independent, intuitive, and fearless, though, a ton of friends are willing to take the risk--and get rewarded by your sweetness big time.

+/-: The occasional need to vent is normal; flying-off-the-handle in a rage whenever something doesn't go your way is not. Take some deep breaths the next time you're seeing red, or you'll get blacklisted by your friends and fam.

Friend Match: A know-it-all Taurus friend can be a little annoying, but when you want to leap before you look she'll be your eyes and steer you away from the danger zone--like leopard print tights and the bad boy in your art class.

Love Match: Your high energy and need for fun means your idea of a date is definitely not couch time + Sports Center. You need a guy who's as fearless and outgoing as you are, like a super-social Aries.

Best accessory: Hiking gear
Best date: Skydiving
Theme song: Holiday – Weezer

You were born in the last week...

2010-01-21T14:36:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 16

Diligent, Steady, Thorough

You're a glass all-full girl; you can't stand to leave anything half-finished or partially undone. Ruled by the idea of fulfillment, you're extremely dedicated to the activities and projects you pursue but equally obsessed with guarding your close friendships and finding a long-term relationship (month-to-month crushes so aren't your thing). You need lots of positive reenforcement--you practically invented the question, "Does this make my butt look fat?"--and have to work hard to find confidence and happiness on your own. It's true what they say: if you love yourself first, the rest will fall into place (including Mr. Perfect).

+/-: Being such a hard worker definitely pays off, but be careful of biting off more than you can chew. Running for social chair may sound appealing, but your commitments are stacking up so quickly you're bound to choke.

Friend Match: A Scorpio in your close crew is the definition of the word frenemy, always undermining you when you need a leg up. Go ahead and trade up for a Sun-ruled Leo who will always be your cheerleader.

Love Match: Your usual routine is thrown off balance by an explosive Uranus-ruled guy with a penchant for troublemaking.

Best date: Walk along the pier
Best job: High School principal
Star match: Kate Moss

JANUARY 17

Independent, Forceful, Expressive

You could be a boxer, because when it comes to getting your way you are the heavyweight champion of the whole astrological year. Goal-oriented and ultra-direct, you always make your presence felt, whether you're taking control of a group project or strutting--never walking!--into the cafeteria. Your close friends know better than to argue with you; just like the final chapter of a book, you always get the last word.

+/-: You and the fourth of July have something in common: all about independence. Wanting to do your own thing is one thing, but refusing to play well with others will leave you celebrating every holiday on your lonesome. Practice compromise.

Friend Match: You and a Jupiter-ruled friend have been BFF forever. Why? Your bluntness can be hard to handle, but this level-headed girl doesn’t so much as blink when you start on one of your rants.

Love Match: When it comes to romance, you can be the equivalent of a linebacker--intimidating. Good thing a confident and mischievous boy born in early May knows how to push right back.

Best color: Orange
Best pet: Pitbull
Star match: Zooey Deschanel

JANUARY 18

Imaginative, Naïve, Fun

If you were a Disney character, you'd be Peter Pan, because you never want to grow up. You love having fun and being silly just as much as you did as a child, and getting older doesn't hold that much appeal (um….responsibility? More homework? No thank you). You crave constant excitement and tend to spend a lot of time in your head, fantasizing about your own private version of Never-Never Land (which just happens to involve a hot boy from your math class). Make sure once in a while you touch down to earth.

+/-: You tend to run away from anything that's painful (including homework, confrontations, and extra-high heels). In real life it's important to learn how to balance work and fun. Try to get over your fear of all things serious, or everyone will start thinking of you as a joke.

Friend Match: You can be pretty gullible, so you need a trusty earth-sign friend to keep you grounded. When you totally fall for something (an unused iPhone for only $15??), she’ll keep you clued in to the joke before you become the punch line.

Love Match: Ironically, though you're fun and playful (and occasionally immature), your best relationship bet is to a totally-together Taurus who acts way older than his age. Opposites attract, and in this case it's all about balance.

Best job: Preschool teacher
Best hobby: Who cares if you’re friends think it’s silly? You’re awesome at jump roping.
Theme song: I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado

JANUARY 19

Electric, Creative, Influential

You're just like LASIK: all about vision. You've got the true soul of an artist (many famous singers, painters, and writers were born on this day), spending most of your time in your own fantasy world and refusing to compromise your ideals, beliefs, and desires. Super intense and ultra creative, you find it almost impossible to do everyday things like clean your room, do your homework, or listen to your teachers, which means you often find yourself at odds with others.

+/-: You've got the energy of a fireworks display--but just like fireworks, you have a tendency to burn out quickly. Your moods are constantly shifting (thrilled one minute, devastated the next). Work to create balance and stability in your life.

Friend Match: Playing well with others isn't your thing, but you and a Gemini friend have similarly artistic temperaments--and a similar tendency to explode when things don't go your way. Oh, well. All that arguing just fuels your creative fire.

Love Match: Sun-ruled guys have a tendency to think the world revolves around them (big surprise). You're attracted to confident attitudes but won't let yourself be bossed around, so expect a tug-of-war when you try to make it work with a boy born in late April.

Best accessory: Oil paints and a canvas, natch
Best date: Snorkeling
Star match: Janis Joplin

JANUARY 20

Expressive, Spontaneous, Big-Hearted

You have the same motto as Nike: Just Do It. If you get the urge to act, you always go for it, whether your gut is telling you to snap up two pairs of the newest must-have jeans or shimmy on the dance floor while everyone else is still standing by the beverage table. You have a great sense of humor and don't take yourself--or life--too seriously. No matter how crazy your schedule is or what kind of drama is going down at school, you're confident you can handle whatever comes your way.

+/-: There's no doubt people look up to you for your optimism and positivity, but you can't always take center-stage. When your BFF is telling a story don't interrupt or try to compete with a story of your own; it just makes you seem petty.

Friend Match: You play cheerleader for a sensitive Pisces friend, and she plays artistic director. Who else would make like a five-year-old and spend a whole afternoon finger painting with you?

Love Match: A serious Saturn-ruled cutie may be staying away because he thinks you're superficial. Once he realizes that you just like to have fun, he'll be tempted to loosen up around you--and you may find yourself opening up to him about way more than juicy gossip and the latest lip gloss color.

Best color: Indigo
Best date: Day at the beach
Best pet: Dalmatian

JANUARY 21

Magnetic, Colorful, Open

You're just like an ice cube in water: headed straight for the top. A true trendsetter, if you start rocking wide leg jeans with a sailor button fly you can guarantee that everyone in school will start doing the same. Ambitious, competitive, and driven, you also know how to kick back and veg when it's time to relax. You're very persuasive so people line up to follow your lead, and you can be friends with just about anybody (except for Smelly Boy in your science class).

+/-: You know you want to be the best at whatever you do, but you have a hard time settling on any one goal for long. Beware of Dandruff Dilemma--stop drifting!

Friend Match: You suffer from a serious case of whiplash, always whipping around to watch your friends follow behind you. That's why a confident and outspoken Leo is your ideal BFF. She'll set the pace, not just follow in your footsteps.

Love Match: Whether you like to admit it or not, you're a heartbreaker. Often you don't perceive the effects of your actions on others, so if an Aries guy is too flaky for you, stop smiling at him and offering homework help. Instead look for a more driven Sagittarius whose ambitious energies match your own.

Best hobby: Knitting (all the celebs do it to relax)
Star match: Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice)
Best style: Retro

To all you January 15th b-day peeps....

2010-01-15T06:54:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 15

Idealistic, Fun-Loving, Heroic

If you were a TV show you would be Heroes; you may not have a secret identity (or a fabulous superhero outfit), but whenever there's a crisis your friends, parents, and teachers can count on you to step up to the plate. Mom running late and can't pick up your little sis? You'll swoop in on your bike and solve the problem. BFF's boyfriend dumped her on Valentine's Day? You're there with a box of tissues and a pint of ice cream before she can say sniffle. Just remember to pick your battles, as going head to head with everybody you meet will just leave you with a headache.

+/-: Every superhero has a super-weakness, and yours is being too stubborn and refusing to listen to other people's advice. Keep your mind and your heart open.

Friend Match: You can’t stand any kind of unfairness, and a balance-obsessed Libra is exactly the same way. You'll see eye to eye about almost everything, making her the perfect sidekick.

Love Match: Every girl knows that boys can be dogs, but don’t let one self-centered Sagittarius ruin you on all guys. Just because he was a mutt, doesn’t mean that there’s not some serious puppy love in your future with a certain cutie born in early August.

Best accessory: Swiss army knife (a hot pink one, of course!)
Star match: Regina King
Best vacation spot: Youth hostel in Switzerland

Born on the 14th of January...

2010-01-14T06:30:00.001-08:00

JANUARY 14

Indomitable, Courageous, Organized

You're like a SONY IMAX movie screen: all about the big picture. While some people get snagged up on the details, you're able to take a step back and see the whole problem and the whole solution, which makes you an excellent team captain and the perfect leader on group projects. For this reason you don't shy away from difficult situations--like advanced math classes or malls the day after Thanksgiving. It's not that you're attracted to danger, it's just that you have no fear. In a film about your life, your attitude would put the red-carpet rave in bravery.

+/-: When you witness an injustice (like someone cutting in front of the snack line!), you’re on it before you can say “nacho cheese.” But some battles aren’t yours to fight, or just aren’t worth the hassle, so learn to tell the difference.

Friend Match: Any best friend of yours has to be prepared to cover you when you're headed for a war zone (again). A courageous and faithful Taurus BFF will have your back when you're pleading your No-Grounding case to your 'rents.

Love Match: Nothing drives you crazier than someone who doesn't speak his mind, which is why your heart start skipping beats when an opinionated and outgoing Taurus waltzes into your English class--and your life.

Best color: Sapphire
Best job: Federal judge
Theme song: Revolution – The Beatles

David Walliams' Appearance on The Bonnie Hunt Show

2010-01-13T15:06:00.000-08:00

We all know that David Walliams, creator of the television program Little Britain and author of the recently released The Boy in the Dress, is hysterically funny.

Wait, what? You don't know??? Where have you been?

Well, take my word for it that he's an absolute superstar in Great Britain.

Don't believe me?

Only one thing to do: Check out this video of him on The Bonnie Hunt Show from January 7th.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxR1CaDxKXA

Now I know all you slackers out there won't watch the video, but let me tell you: When David makes his appearance in the movie Dinner With Schmucks with Steve Carrell and you're the only one who doesn't know who the funny "Swiss" guy is, you'll be the one who's behind the eight ball.

Best to jump on the bandwagon now. Don't you think?

Happy birthday to all you January 13ers!

2010-01-13T06:11:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 13

Goal-Oriented, Proud, Autonomous

If life was a high-end gym, you'd be the stairclimber: you're all about social mobility. You've got places to be and people to see, and you're not afraid to step on the little people to get what you want. You lust after Gucci bags the way some people crave chocolate, and your dream is to become a high-powered attorney or businesswoman (good thing you're practicing those argumentative skills with your 'rents now!) You’ve definitely got your pride, so it can be hard for you to admit any kind of mistake.

+/-: It's fine to be ambitious, but just remember what they say: the toes you step on today could be connected to the butt you kiss tomorrow. Try not to burn bridges.

Friend Match: When it comes to new people, you can be a little guarded. That’s why you need a feisty fire-sign BFF to help bring you out of your shell – when you start to let loose, you can be the life of the party!

Love Match: You’ve got a crush on someone new practically every week, a soulful and sincere Mercury-ruled boy might have you singing the praises of coupling off for good.

Best pet: Maltese
Star match: Seventeen Magazine’s former editor-in-chief Atoosa Rubenstein (She knows a thing or two about climbing the corporate ladder!)
Best style: Mod

Listen Up, January 12th B-day People!

2010-01-12T06:13:00.001-08:00

JANUARY 12

Inspirational, Committed, Lively

You should be a C.E.O., because you're all about taking care of business. You're the go-to girl for food drives, bake sales, and volunteer time, and you're quick to pick up a new cause (Save the trees! Go green!). Never one to hide your feelings, you always speak your mind. Unfortunately there's one business you're not so good at--minding your own! Not everyone's as outspoken as you, so be careful not to spill someone else's secrets.

+/-: The fact that you talk a mile a minute is charming--you're enthusiastic--but the fact that you have an opinion on eva-rything from the color of your BFF's nails to the best way to eat an ice cream cone occasionally makes you seem full of yourself. Let someone else get a word in edgewise.

Friend Match: You’ve got a ton of names in your cell’s phonebook, but only your Neptune-ruled BFF on speed-dial. Her active imagination is the perfect counterpoint for your get-‘er’-done ways.

Love Match: A brown-eyed Aquarius has caught your eye, but his flighty ways and inability to make plans will drive you crazy. Stick with a steady basketball-playing Leo with a killer smile.

Best accessory: LIVESTRONG bracelet (you were one of the first people to wear one, obvs)
Best hobby: Teen helpline
Theme song: A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley

If you were born on January 11th, you're a birthday twin with one of our editors!

2010-01-11T08:16:00.000-08:00

Lucky you!

JANUARY 11

Independent, Capable, Strong-Willed

You’re just like a standardized test, because you’re all about evaluation. You have an opinion about everything (and, let’s face it, you’re usually right!) and at a party are most likely to be found on the sidelines, scoping out the scene--which is why you can usually spot hookups and breakups before they happen. Super set in your ideas, you’re not the kind of girl to be tempted by peer pressure, and anyone waiting for you to fall in line better forget about it.

+/-: You’re right 99% of the time, but nobody’s perfect. If you make a mistake, own up to it. You can do anything, including pronouncing the two hardest words in the English language to say: “I’m sorry.”

Friend Match: When your mind’s made up, there’s no point trying to change it, but that doesn't stop your passionate Libra BFF from debating the merits of Rocky Road vs. Cherry Garcia with you all night long. You love how she stands up for what she believes in!

Love Match: A sensitive air-sign cutie in your class is intrigued by your take charge attitude, but intimidated by your intensity. Smile at him once in a while, and he’ll see that your bark is way worse than your bite.

Best accessory Bright red Chuck Taylors
Best date: Political rally
Star match: Mary J. Blige

January 8th -- It's a Friday! Yay Friday! And Happy Birthday to You!

2010-01-08T07:20:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 8

Confident, Influential, Intense

You’re just like a ten-car pileup, because you’re all about making an impact. It’s not that you’re prone to explosions--you like to keep the drama in check--but whether you’re striding down the hallway or kicking butt on the soccer field, it’s all about making an impression. You have amazing powers of concentration (you rock standardized tests) and have an innate sense of timing, meaning you crack your friends up on the regular.

+/-: Your motto is, My Way or the Highway, but it’s a lonely road to travel when you’re always insisting there’s only one right way. Learn to forgive and accept other people’s point of view.

Friend Match: Because you both insist on having your way, you and a Fall-born BFF have an explosive relationship, with more ins and outs than an episode of Project Runway. Friendship should never go out of fashion so try and work on compromising.

Love Match: You can be very intimidating, so you need a guy with a strong sense of self to serve as your match. But don't confuse someone who hangs back with someone who's afraid to step up: a quiet, music-loving Scorpio who flies under the radar has more than enough confidence to pair up with you.

Best hobby: High school radio station
Best style: Bollywood
Best vacation spot: Celeb hotspot in Cannes

January 7th B-day Time

2010-01-07T06:22:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 7

Intuitive, Tolerant, Imaginative

You know that, like parachutes, minds work best when they’re open. You love new people and new ideas, and your creative pursuits are as varied as your fashion choices (uptown girl-next-door chic one day, downtown tragic-artist-hip the next). It’s cool that you’re so OPEN, but as a result you can fall victim to negative vibes from friends and family. When someone tries to take the wind out of your sails, just blow them off.

+/-: Daydreaming is healthy. Daydreaming in the middle of your math quiz? Not so much. Make sure you check back into the real world every so often, since even you can’t imagine your way out of detention.

Friend Match: A quirky Pisces pal has an appreciation for all things unusual (like old scifi movies and browsing thrift stores for original fashion finds), just like you.

Love Match: You believe in fate, and you're pretty sure that your destiny involves a certain blue-eyed Leo who always seems to be hanging around. Trust your gut: his honesty and humor makes him the kind of guy you're lucky to have on your side.

Best job: Activist
Style icon: Drew Barrymore
Theme song: Our Time Now – Plain White T’s

January 6th is where it's at!

2010-01-06T06:38:00.001-08:00

JANUARY 6

Faithful, Accepting, Inquisitive

You're just like change for a dollar, because you're always trying to make sense. Understanding the truth about yourself and the world around you is super important to you, which means you ask, "Why?" more often than the kids you babysit for. By nature an explorer, you're adventurous and courageous and don't shy away from scary situations, whether it's attempting the new roller coaster at Six Flags or asking your crush to dance at the Spring Fling.

+/- Because you're always reading and asking questions, you have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything from tomato varietals to the mating habits of bees. Sometimes you can slip into being more preacher than friend, so save the lectures for school.

Friend Match: A head-in-the-clouds Pisces friend helps bring out your spiritual and creative sides, and in return your feet-on-the-ground approach keeps her from completely floating away.

Love Match: A fellow earth sign might be most compatible in the long-term, but a passionate and inquisitive fire sign will have you asking a new question: "What's love got to do with it?"

Best accessory: Google
Best color: Mint green
Best job: FBI Agent

So you were born on January 5th...

2010-01-05T07:32:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 5

Serious, Resilient, Resourceful

When life hands you lemons, you make organic lemon-infused mint iced tea; when a door closes in your face, you sneak in through the window. Studious, serious, and reliable, you’re not exactly a troublemaker, but you can see your way out of any mess without breaking a sweat (or smudging your lip gloss).

+/-: Your report card proves how serious you are about your studies. But keep in mind there’s one “F” that’s worth having: Fun! Make sure your next extra-credit assignment is a plan to let loose.

Friend Match: You need a friend who’ll be your biggest cheerleader, so look to a gungo-ho Aries who will happily sing your praises (pom-poms optional). She’ll give you that extra push you need to achieve your dreams.

Love Match: Leos are famous for their loyalty and protectiveness, and you definitely need a guy who will stand by you when you're explaining your way out of detention (it's not your fault the quickest way to first period is through the boy's locker room!).

Best date: Surprise picnic in your backyard
Best hobby: Fashion design
Star match: Carrie Ann Inaba

And now for January 4th...

2010-01-04T07:31:00.000-08:00

JANUARY 4

Conceptual, Structured, Pragmatic

In the great puzzle of life, you’re the girl lining up the pieces. An excellent problem solver, your friends know they can count on you to straighten out the Mega-Messes, like what to do when your heel breaks in mid-march or how to decipher your math teacher’s mysterious homework assignments. But don’t be afraid of not having all of the answers: sometimes the picture’s actually prettier when the edges don’t quite line up.

+/-: You’re a great girl to have along for a road trip, because you’ve got the route totally planned out. But sometimes the unpredictable detours are the most fun, so don’t shy away from straying off the path.

Friend Match: A sloppy Scorpio friend will drive you crazy with her laissez-fair attitude towards homework and housework (read: her bedroom looks like a natural-disaster-area). But her crazy sense of humor and 24/7 energy will help you loosen up.

Love Match: A charming fire sign who's always chatting you up makes your insides go fluttery, but you're not the only girl who's getting a dose of his attention. When it comes to love you're all or nothing, so stick with a loyal (and adorable) Taurus who can keep his eyes on you.

Best color: Sky blue
Best job: ER doctor
Best vacation spot: Small cottage in Ireland

Birthday Backlog BEGINS NOW!

2010-01-04T07:26:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the delay in our b-day postings! The Penguin offices were closed for the holidays. But, in case any of you out there have been waiting with bated breath, here you go!

DECEMBER 23

Active, Responsible, Dynamic

You're just like a jackhammer: always breaking new ground. Whether petitioning your school to get a Taco Bell in the caf or being the first girl to win the State math competition, you're always looking for ways to do things bigger and better. But although you're definitely a dreamer, you're no radical or rebel: in fact, you tend to be very cautious when it comes to pursuing your plans and you consider problems carefully before you try and tackle them.

+/-: You should be a crotchety old grandmother, because you can't stand it when people talk back to you. Lose the old-woman-attitude and listen when people have other points of view; it's the only way to learn.

Friend Match: Face it: you can be bossy. At first you may not appreciate it that an equally strong-willed fire-sign gives as good as she gets, but after a while you'll love her for keeping you in check (and being your #1 ally).

Love Match: You love the thrill of the chase, so a Mercury-ruled Virgo who's not giving you the time of day will set your heart beating faster. Keep your eye on the prize and remember that his private side makes it difficult for him to open up--but once you bring the heat, he's bound to melt.

Best color: Hazel
Best job: Architect
Style icon: Madonna

DECEMBER 24

Visionary, Dramatic, Emotional

You're just like a dog swimming in the ocean: no matter how rough the waves get, you always keep your head above water. Those born on December 24th can typically expect lives filled with emotional challenges--and rewards--more intense than other people's. Intuitive and passionate, you're quick to react (both positively and negatively) to other people. And though you often sweat the small stuff, you take equal amounts of joy in life's little pleasures.

+/-: You may be super smart, but when it comes to learning from your mistakes your report card blush. When something goes wrong, don't pretend it didn't happen. You'll never be able to avoid tripping up if you don't look back down the path to see what made you fumble.

Friend Match: You have so many emotional emergencies, you should have 911 on speed dial. Thank goodness a level-headed Libra's there when you need someone to lean on. Her advice is always spot-on.

Love Match: You've got an artist's soul, and any guy who chills with you had better be cool with spending hours debating a movie over mochas and dancing in the rain at midnight. A sensitive and passionate Scorpio will bring you all of the romance you crave.

Best date: Seeing a play
Star match: Stephenie Meyer
Theme song: Breathe – Anna Nalick

DECEMBER 25

Successful, Bold, Curious

If you were a movie, you'd be Ghost Busters: all about the supernatural. Artistic, creative, and unique, you're inspired by the unusual side of life, which is why you're more likely to be holding a seance or learning belly-dance than trying out for the soccer team. Your desire to explore the outer limits means you're a risk-taker and a boundary-pusher--when it comes to pursuing your dreams, you're always willing to go the extra mile.

+/-: There's a difference between being a realist and a pessimist, so while it doesn't hurt to keep your feet on the ground, that doesn't mean you have to lose your sense of wonder and appreciation.

Friend Match: Sometimes you get so wrapped up in the pursuit of a goal, you forget one of the most important goals: have fun! Luckily, a Gemini BFF reminds you to loosen up (one word: karaoke).

Love Match: Once you spy a unique Pisces with a take-me-or-leave-me 'tude you'll know you've found The One. Just remember that the influence of Neptune on his sign makes him independent, so make sure you give him space when you're in hot pursuit of his heart.

Best color: Olive green
Best hobby: Feng Shui
Best vacation spot: Papua New Guinea

DECEMBER 26

Careful, Persevering, Methodical

If you were a boxer, you'd definitely be champion, because nobody's gonna hold you down. You meet challenges head-on and you're not afraid of anyone or anything. Unsurprisingly, you can often come across as rebellious and are always finding yourself in conflict with parents, teachers, and flaky frenemies. But you also have the courage to stand up for truth and fairness on occasions when other (weaker) people run for cover.

+/-: It's a good thing you don't do yoga, because you're totally inflexible. You have your opinions and routines on lock, but you'll never discover new opportunities and friends if you don't learn to lighten up. You don't have to be doing the downward dog to breathe and relax once in a while.

Friend Match: Your inner circle is tougher to get into than an NYC nightclub. But don't write off a Leo just because she had opinions that differ from yours; once you let her in, she'll stay by your side forever and help you fight even your toughest battles.

Love Match: You're used to being the dominant one in your relationships, but that might not be so easy with a headstrong Mars-ruled boy. Maybe it's time you let someone else take the lead.

Best accessory: Sneakers
Best hobby: Swim team
Style icon: Angelina Jolie

DECEMBER 27

Giving, Noble, Devoted

If life were a department store, you'd be its customer service department: you always want to help out. Deeply concerned with the needs of your family, friends, and even community, you're the first to volunteer at a local animal shelter or rush to your BFF's house when she's dealing with heartbreak. You have a great sense of humor and are generally optimistic and happy, though because of your sensitivity to others you get hurt easily.

+/-: You give so much, you may as well be Santa Claus. But make sure you know who goes on the Naughty list before you start doling out hand-outs; not everyone is worth your favors or attention.

+/-: You are NOT a football (you don’t even like the sport!), so don’t let yourself get kicked around. Make sure you surround yourself with people who won't take advantage of your kindness, like an equally generous Cancer for whom friendship is golden.

Friend Match: One thing you're definitely not into? Guys who act like they're God's gift to the world. Soon you'll be singing your R-E-S-P-E-C-T for a good-natured Sagittarius understands life's real blessings--like family and friends.

Best job: Head of a charity organization
Best style: Casual
Theme song: Give a Little Bit – Goo Goo Dolls

DECEMBER 28

Self-Assured, Sophisticated, Smart

You're just like a classic Chanel quilted bag: simple and sophisticated. You have a solid, grounded energy that nonetheless carries with it a kind of je-ne-sais-quoi; your elegance comes from the fact that you know exactly who you are and what you want. No matter how much you blossom you never forget your roots, and your earthiness lends you a confidence and appeal that makes other people gravitate to you.

+/-: You love to be appreciated, and you've got plenty of admirers to make you feel special. But sometimes it pays to step off that pedestal and mingle with the common peeps. Holding a pose 24/7 is bound to get boring.

Friend Match: You're always down to dole out advice, and you've got a group of girlfriends hanging on your every word. Just make sure you've got your own Dr. Phil for times of trouble, like a loyal and even-tempered Leo who's always willing to lend an ear.

Love Match: You get so much chocolate on Valentine's Day, you could open up your own candy store. It's cool that you inspire so many crushes, but make sure to hold out for a cool and sophisticated Scorpio who thinks outside of the (chocolate) box.

Best accessory: Vintage pearl earrings
Best pet: Collie
Style icon: Jackie O

DECEMBER 29

Interesting, Communicative, Commanding

You're just like a duck in water: even when you don't try, you always float to the top. Even though you try to stay out of the spotlight, you somehow always find yourself heading up group projects and organizing your friends' social calendars. But it’s no accident that people turn to you for guidance: you’re strong, sensible, and smart, and you've got a low-key sense of humor that carries you through when other people's expectations are weighing on you.

+/-: Just like the leader in a game of Simon Says, people do whatever you tell them. But here's another game it pays to know how to play: Sorry. If you mess up, apologize.

Friend Match: Although you love being in a group, you could use some help when it comes to basic social skills (like compromise, and learning to listen to other people's opinions). A Libra who defines the term "social butterfly" can help.

Love Match: Because you're Type-A, most people assume you’re super serious. But an Aquarius cutie will vibe with your ironic sense of humor, so you'll never have to worry about running out of conversation--or laughs--with him.

Best date: You’re happiest just talking over coffee
Best hobby: Teen helpline
Theme song: The Remedy (I Won’t Worry) – Jason Mraz

DECEMBER 30

Capable, Pragmatic, Realistic

You're just like a Stop sign: direct, to the point, and if people know what's good for them, they'll do what they say. Blessed with a natural talent for taking charge, you've got a commanding presence that makes you seem older than your age. You're a true Queen Bee: you want things done right, and you want them done quickly, and although you can be a generous and good-natured friend, you turn vicious when someone calls your authority into question.

+/-: You value honesty and don't see the point of beating around the bush, but certain situations call for a little bit of tact. If your BFF's jeans make her look like a sausage casing, keep it under wraps--just let her know that she looks hotter in the peasant skirt.

Friend Match: You hate mess, so an all-over-the-place Aries drives you crazy with her carelessness and recklessness. But you can't deny her hilarious schemes will keep you entertained--and keep you from getting too uptight.

Love Match: You're a traditional girl, so you want a guy who will take charge of asking you out (you wouldn't mind a bouquet of roses, either). Look for a Leo with an old-school sense of values. . .and a habit of opening doors.

Best color: Seashell
Best date: Dinner and a movie (there’s a reason it’s so cliché)
Star match: Eliza Dushku

DECEMBER 31

Appreciative, Tasteful, Idealistic

If you were a Disney princess, you would be Belle: all about beauty (just no beasts, please!). You spend hours every morning primping in front of the mirror, but people who accuse you of being shallow have got it twisted. You love beauty in all forms, from lyrical poems and classic films to perfect sunsets and amazing couture dresses. You avoid confrontation and always seek harmony and stability, which means you can sometimes seem shy.

+/-: You hate mess, chaos, and ugliness, and when something doesn't please you--whether it's your friend's chartreuse sweater or a news story on TV--you tend to ignore it. But denial is the ugliest thing of all, so learn how to confront your fears (ugh, angora!) head-on.

Friend Match: It's great that you're such an idealist, but you could use an earthier influence to keep your dreams and plans grounded in reality. A serious and sweet-tempered Taurus will help you find your footing.

Love Match: Face it: you've got a serious habit of judging books by their covers. Make sure you don't miss out on a hilarious and fun-loving Aries just because his style's a bit bummy: beneath those shaggy bangs and the rocker t-shirt, he's a total catch.

Best job: Art critic
Star match: Diane von Furstenberg
Theme song: No More Drama – Mary J. Blige

JANUARY 1

Responsible, Organized, Capable

If life were a big math equation, you would be the plus sign. From the fact that those little suckers get tacked onto every “A” paper you write ("Shoes and Sexism in Shakespearean England"--genius!) to your positive outlook, it all adds up to one thing: you’ve got it together. In fact, there are only three C’s in your life: acting Cool, Calm, and Collected. Unfortunately when it comes to the fourth C—Chilling—you get a big, fat F.

+/-: You want to make sure everybody’s happy, but don’t let your need to make nice get in the way of getting what you deserve. Sometimes it pays to put the puh-leeze back in people pleaser.

Friend Match: You need a BFF who's got her act together just like you, so you're not always playing babysitter (or worse, clean-up crew). A confident Leo will balance out your type-A tendencies with her creativity and love of fun.

Love Match: A hot Scorpio overachiever has been driving you crazy with his know-it-all attitude forever. Will the tension make for an explosive relationship or a steady flame? Only one way to find out.

Best accessory: No-whip Mocha Frappuccino
Best color: Sangria
Best job: Wedding Planner

JANUARY 2

Reliable, Achieving, Loyal

You’re the human equivalent of a KitchenAid crockpot: you work best when you’re under pressure. Whether it’s a term paper for social studies or helping your BFF select the perfect outfit for a summer barbecue, you always get the job done right. But staying on 24/7 will make any girl want to blow, so be sure and make time to let off some steam.

+/-: When you care about someone, you’ll do anything to help out. But you’ve got worries of your own! As hard as it may be, sometimes you just have to sign “Return to Sender” on other people’s baggage.

Friend Match: When you’re stressing, your Mercury-ruled BFF can help you keep things in perspective. You keep her in line by reminding her that a legwarmer-and-metallic tights combo is more repulsive than retro, and she mixes it up by reminding you not to care so much.

Love Match: In your case opposites really do attract, and you need a laid-back guy who can laugh with (and at) you when you're freaking out about reorganizing your sock drawer by color. A fun-loving Libra will help keep things light.

Best pet: Turtle (not only is it cute, it also reminds you that sometimes you have to slow down!)
Star match: Kate Bosworth
Theme song: Piece of Me – Britney Spears

JANUARY 3

Trustworthy, Stubborn, Competitive

You may be a lover (as your super close-knit crew can attest) but you’ve definitely got some fight in you, too. Whether you’re holding court about having tuna casserole for dinner (a no-go) or the importance of going green, you always stand up for what you believe. You aren’t afraid to draw a line in the sand and your friends (and enemies!) feel it: some people are plain shut out of your Inner Circle’s cabana.

+/-: It’s great to have strong opinions, but make sure you’re not talking so loudly you miss what other people are saying. It’s not a conversation if only one person’s sharing, and you risk missing out on a friend’s perspective.

Friend Match: An easygoing air-sign friend will let you take the lead, whether you're insisting on Cherry Coke at the movie theater or calling shotgun in her older sib's car.

Love Match: You and a cute Taurus will go head to head on everything from school politics to American Cheese vs. Cheddar. Beneath the constant battling you're both very similar--and a perfect pair!

Best accessory: Your “Save the Whales” bumper sticker is always a conversation starter
Best hobby: Debate team
Best style: Professional

December 22nd -- Let's See How this Doesn't Apply to (Little, Old Non-December 22nd Baby) Me...

2009-12-22T06:30:00.000-08:00

Soooo on my b-day, we played the game of seeing just how closely my b-day description matches my personality. Now let's strike that and reverse it (a.k.a. let's see whether the December 22nd info applies/doesn't apply to me). Ready, set, go!!!

DECEMBER 22

Careful, Prepared, Self-Assured

Your philosophy is: slow and steady wins the race [My philosophy is "eye of the tiger"]. A queen of To-Do lists [I hate these things. I try to compile them. Really I do. My mom and bro go that route (as does a certain nameless Razorbill coworker). I go the, "Now where did I leave that on my desk route?"] and a natural planner, you've got everything in your life mapped out in advance, from the outfit you're going to wear to school in a week to the location of your wedding in fifteen years (Aruba) [Okay, so now that we're talking big picture stuff. Let's face it: I decided where I wanted to go to college in the seventh grade. Check. The career I wanted in eleventh grade. Check. The husband I wanted and how many kids and where we will live, and wait... no checks there :( ] It's not that you're stubborn when it comes to walking a certain path, it's just that you always have a clear idea of where you want to end up.

+/- You’ve got a ton of rules, like No Side Ponytails After 1995 [I'm sorta wearing one today. It's loose, and there's no scrunchy, but it's definitely not centered. Does that make me a bad person?] and No Speaking in Class Without Raising Your Hand [Yeah, unless I'm the one speaking.]. But rules are meant to be broken, so try tossing out the list of Dos-and-Don'ts and letting loose once in a while.

Friend Match: Your tongue's so sharp it could be a pair of scissors, so you need to find a BFF who can roll with your scathing sense of humor, like a good-natured and mischievous Aries. Bonus: her constant pranking and laissez-faire attitude will keep you cracking up.

Love Match: You're definitely not the kind of girl who skips from crush to crush, so you need a guy who, like you, is happy to stay out of the game. A super-supportive Taurus will have eyes only for you. [This does sound quite appealing.]

Best hobby: National Honor Society [Okay, you've got me.]
Best pet: Tropical fish
Star match: Jordin Sparks

Aritey, so with only a couple elements in my favor and the preponderance of data in opposition, I'm going to go ahead and say that it is very clear that I'm not a December 22nd baby.

Now it's your turn! How do you match up????

It's your birthday + the week just before the start of winter break... could you ask for anything more?

2009-12-21T07:07:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 21

Intuitive, Stubborn, Challenging

You're just like a ninja: silent but deadly. You don't need to run your mouth to command a room, and whether or not you've got your lips on lock-down you make sure people know how you feel--and do what you want. Intimidating and powerful, you use all of your energy and focus to achieve your goals, and whether or not you use verbal skills or just body language to communicate, you're always making your point clear.

+/-: Your super sensitive when it comes to understanding other people's moods. When it's your friends' turn to read you, however, they'll find you're a closed book. If you’re struggling with a problem, don’t stew on it – open up!

Friend Match: You like to keep your posse small, and you like to keep them close. You and a Cancer may have been best buds since you were in diapers, but don't let that stop you from expanding your horizons. An expressive, take-charge fellow Sag makes a great partner-in-crime.

Love Match: You need a guy who won't keep his feelings on lock-down, or you're both bound to suffer in silence. A Libra values honesty and communication above all else, and can help you open up.

Best color: Black
Best job: Judge
Best vacation spot: Morocco

So you know how when it's your birthday...

2009-12-18T07:12:00.001-08:00

...you can't really concentrate on stuff because you're so jittery and excited about the events to come. That's how I feel today because of holiday parties and whatnot. Gotta love the season!

DECEMBER 18

Persistent, Capable, Expansive

You and a whale share something in common: you're all about living large. When you commit to something--like heading up the decorator's committee for homecoming--you see it through no matter what, and you see it through in a big way (2,000 handmade paper vines to go along with the jungle theme, anyone?). But just because you see the big picture doesn't mean you ignore the details. Attentive and focused, you make sure everything is just so.

+/-: You have unstoppable quantities of energy, but just like when you're driving, it sometimes pays to Reduce Speed Ahead. Going full throttle will just lead to burn out, so try to appreciate the journey and not just the destination.

Friend Match: Sometimes you crave absolute privacy, at other times you spill all your secrets faster than you can say "dish". You might run hot and cold sometimes, but a Libra who is laid-back like lukewarm water will be able to go with the flow.

Love Match: Having a boyfriend is awesome, but having a boy-friend is even better. Make sure your guy gets you and can serve as your support system, like a loyal Taurus whose steadfastness will help you achieve your goals.

Best accessory: Jet black Range Rover
Best pet: African Grey Parrot
Star match: Katie Holmes

Hey, now! Hey, now! This is what birthdays are made of!

2009-12-17T06:18:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 17

Committed, Idealistic, Responsible

You and a gym teacher have something in common: all about physical education. Down-to-earth, practical, and grounded, you limit your beliefs to the things you can see, touch, taste, and smell. Ruled by themes of body and earth, you're not interested in flights of fancy or superficiality. You gravitate towards dependability and solidity in other people. Serious and focused, once you set your mind to something it's impossible to steer you from your path.

+/-: You're definitely not a fan of team sports; you prefer to always roll solo. Like a kindergartener, you need to learn to share. Don't be afraid to open up to others and show off your inner shine--make time to hit the movies or have a makeover night with good friends.

Friend Match: You take things super seriously, and could use some friends around you to help you lighten up, like a laid-back, social Libra and an energetic, fun-loving Gemini.

Love Match: Nothing irritates you more than broken promises, so an adorable Aries with a habit of telling little white lies will just drive you crazy. Stick with a solid-as-they-come Taurus or an affectionate Cancer.

Best date: Camping
Best hobby: Cooking
Best style: Outdoorsy (If it’s made by North Face, L.L. Bean, or Patagonia, you own it.) P.S. This does not describe me. I am what you'd call "indoorsy" or perhaps "only can handle nature when it's man made-y. You know, I like my walking paths paved. That kind of thing. The untamed wilderness... not so much.

If your birthday is on December 16th and you celebrate some holiday this time of year, how do you handle the present situation?

2009-12-16T06:13:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 16

Visionary, Imaginative, Guided

If you were a book genre, you'd be fantasy. People born on December 16th are some of the most imaginative of the entire astrological year. Creative and artistic, you see things differently from your peers, and whether you're assembling a mural out of discarded plastic coke bottle caps or penning a short story entirely in rhyme, you're always testing limits and pushing boundaries. You crave privacy and freedom.

+/-: Your emotional life has so many ups-and-downs it should be its own roller coaster at Six Flags. Your friends have problems, too, so lay off the venting sometimes and learn to listen.

Friend Match: You often disappear into your own world, so it’s good to have a grounded earth-sign Virgo to bring you back from the clouds and remind you of the day-to-day pleasures (and obligations) of this planet.

Love Match: You're deeply romantic, and you fall in love faster--and harder--than you can say "ouch." Make sure you get to know a guy before declaring him your One and Only, and pay special attention to an artistic Pisces with the same values as you.

Best job: Film director
Theme song: Hot N Cold – Katy Perry
Best vacation spot: Vineyard in California

Ten more days till vacation!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and it's your b-day...

2009-12-15T08:33:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 15

Cheerful, Social, Popular

If you had a motto, yours would be: Go big, or go home. Confident, open-minded, and super social, you like to live large and in charge. People gravitate to you because of your natural positivity and optimism, and you don't mind rolling with a big entourage. Your philosophy is, the more the merrier! On the flip side, your refusal to see the dark side means that you can become attached to people who don't deserve it.

+/-: It's great that you're so naturally sunny, but if the clouds are rolling in on the horizon, it might not be the best time for a parade. You must learn to accept hardships and disappointments realistically, and face problems head-on.

Friend Match: You're a blast to be around and are always making your friends feel good. Just make sure you have your own cheerleaders, like a supportive Leo or a Cancer who admires your social skills.

Love Match: The Gemini you've been crushing on is popular, cute, and charming, so you refuse to acknowledge that he may not be worth your feelings of hopeless devotion. Dig deeper when you meet a quiet and rock-solid Taurus, and you may find the diamond in the rough.

Best accessory: Your friends
Best color: Pink
Theme song: Here’s to the Night – Eve 6

December 14th --- And now the countdown to winter break really starts....

2009-12-14T06:50:00.001-08:00

DECEMBER 14

Original, Provocative, Daring

You and a jar of spaghetti sauce have something in common: it's hard to get you to open up! Though you may come across as outgoing and very social, in reality you have an intensely private side that you rarely reveal to anyone. You've got a ton of acquaintances and admirers but only a few very close friends, and though you may let people in on where you're headed on a Friday night, you hardly ever share your true feelings and thoughts.

+/-: It's no wonder your friends get frustrated trying to figure you out: you're harder to unravel than a knee-high lace-up boot. But keeping all of your complexity to yourself will just leave you feeling alienated and frustrated, so learn to speak up about your true thoughts and feelings.

Friend Match: You and a Cancer can totally relate: she, too, values privacy and a small circle of close friends. She won't force you to talk about what you're going through, but her sensitivity and trustworthiness means you'll be inclined to open up.

Love Match: You have a forceful will and you're very persuasive, but when a smoldering Scorpio with a secretive nature starts getting close to you, you'll step back and let him take the lead.

Best accessory: Your diary (with a lock, of course)
Star match: Vanessa Hudgens
Best style: Emo

The weather outside is frightful, but birthdays are so delightful!

2009-12-11T07:35:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 11

Purposeful, Powerful, Influential

You're just like the flavors in a cafe mocha: intense and super deep. Serious and dedicated, you apply yourself vigorously to your goals and are difficult to stop. A thoughtful person by nature, you also have a commanding physical presence: when you walk into the room, everyone looks. It's hard for you to hide your emotions, and your moods, opinions (and yes, occasional tantrums) have a huge effect on the people around you.

+/-: It's great that you're willing to fight for what you want, but swimming upstream is bound to leave you exhausted. Learn to go with the flow.

Friend Match: The fact that you have such high standards means you have a tendency to be judgmental. Lean on a Libra who will remind you to keep a balanced and fair perspective.

Love Match: You're a quick study in almost everything you do, but a big failure when it comes to the subject of fun. You could use a little laughter in your life, so depend on a class-clown and prank-prone Aries to keep you ROTFL.

Best color: Burgundy
Best date: Town carnival
Best vacation spot: Museum-hopping in Italy

P.S. Btw -- if you happen to go museum-hopping in Italy, please take me with you!

Party like it's December 10th!!!

2009-12-10T06:52:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 10

Appreciative, Introspective, Calm

If you were a subject in school, you'd be philosophy--super deep. Deeply private, you often come across as shy when in fact you're just busy reflecting on The Big Questions--like why are we here? Idealistic in the extreme, you have a logical mind but faith and belief (in everything from friendship to religion to the beauty of nature) are very important to you. Modest and sweet-tempered, you don't seek out attention.

+/-: You love being alone, but other people deserve to see you shine, so don't always hide your glow. Make sure you maintain connections with friends who can will help you break out of your comfort zone.

Friend Match: Your BFF had better love lengthy and serious chat sessions. Fortunately, a profound Pisces would much rather debate morality with you than catch up on the latest episode of The Hills.

Love Match: You’re way more comfortable flirting over AIM than in person. But wouldn’t it be nice to LOL face-to-face? A sweet-tempered Cancer with homebody tendencies might be your perfect match--if one of you can be convinced to stop hiding behind the keyboard and make the first move.

Best date: Morning hike
Star match: Raven-Symoné
Theme song: I Shall Believe – Sheryl Crow

If you were born on December 9th...

2009-12-09T06:09:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 9

Romantic, Fiery, Energetic

You deserve an award for Best Performance, because you're always the star of the show. You love to be the center of attention, and you've got a knack for sniffing out (or starting!) drama. Imaginative and prone to flights of fancy, you're always playing casting director and putting yourself in the role of heroine, leader, or diva. Paradoxically, though often shy as children, those born on December 9th grow to be true extroverts and big personalities.

+/-: You definitely command attention, but you don’t always have to be steal the stage. Sometimes it’s nice to play a supporting part, and let someone else have the chance to shine for once.

Friend Match: You're super protective when it comes to your posse, so a Capricorn who shies away from confrontation can rely on you to have her back. In return, she can help mellow out your outrageous energies and keep you grounded.

Love Match: People who only see your outgoing side would be surprised to find out that you’re shy when it comes to boys. You need a dependable guy with a relaxed attitude to balance out the more fiery side of your personality, so you can trust a Libra to make you feel comfortable.

Best job: Entertainment reporter
Best style: Bollywood
Best vacation spot: Puerto Rico

P.S. Oh, I wish I was in Puerto Rico right now.... The wind tousling my hair, the smell of the ocean tickling my nose, the sand crunching beneath my feet = infinitely bettter than being in New York (i.e. land of cold rain where my umbrella blows inside out and my hair frizzes due to the humidity).

December 8th -- Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays

2009-12-08T06:31:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 8

Interesting, Friendly, Energetic

You and an Olympic high-diver have something in common: You're all about diving in head-first. No matter what you're working on--from an English project to a difficult friendship--you throw yourself into it one hundred percent. Generous and energetic, when it comes to your feelings you lay everything out on the table, and you feel deeply responsible for the well-being of everything and everyone around you.

+/-: You'll tackle any project, no matter how difficult. But ask yourself if the rewards are worth the effort. It might be easier to write an essay than build a scaled-down version of a Native American village; similarly, if you have to put in months of energy to a relationship that's not getting better, it's time to pull the plug.

Friend Match: A Virgo with both creative and pragmatic tendencies is a moderate version of you: all the talent, half the angst.

Love Match: Because you love unusual and mischievous people, you're often drawn to guys who aren't prepared to return your affection, like a shady Scorpio with a wandering eye. Down-to-earth doesn't have to mean boring; once you try out a dependable Leo, don't be surprised if you never go back.

Best accessory: MacBook
Best color: Blue
Best hobby: Musical theater

P.S. I cannot even begin to express how much I love my MacBook. It's like an extra appendage. You know that game you play in elementary school? The one where your teacher goes, "if you were stranded on a tropical, desert island, what one item would you bring with you and why?" Well, I would bring my MacBook (with wireless broadband connection--that still counts as one item, right?). Yes, it might not be as nourishing as food or as basic as a bar of soap (I'm assuming that the clothes on my back don't count toward this exercise and that there are berries or something available for consumption). But, let's face it -- without my MacBook, the boredom of being stranded on a tropical, desert island would most certainly become overpowering. And I'm easily bored. Boredom -- it's something you gotta think about when dealing with the challenges and dangers of isolation. Don't you think?

Sooo to make a long story short. You December 8th birthday people bring with you the antidote to boredom -- a MacBook. Kudos!

Back it Up Now -- B-Days from December 4th-6th

2009-12-07T07:29:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 4

Energetic, Gutsy, Aggressive

You should be a Nike ad, because you always Just Do It. When you want something you pursue it relentlessly and you don't let anybody or anything stand in your way. You jump so many hurdles you should compete on the Olympic team, and you're no stranger to struggle. Sometimes you're so focused on your goals you neglect the needs of family and friends, and your desire to dominate means you can be kind of bossy.

+/-: You're amazingly strong, but even you have limits, so learn them. You can't be a star soccer player and social VP and the editor-in-chief of the yearbook, so take a shot at saying No once in a while.

Friend Match: You and a stubborn Taurus are bound to butt heads 24/7, but you do need a BFF who is strong enough to tell you when you are out of line, like a grounded and confident Capricorn.

Love Match: You're all about power, but you haven't yet given to the greatest power of all: L-O-V-E. You'll never truly fall unless you're willing to let go, so try letting someone else--like a super-popular Leo with a powerful presence--take the lead for once.

Best date: Dinner and dancing
Best job: Professional athlete
Star match: Tyra Banks

P.S. Don't you just love Tyra?

DECEMBER 5

Confident, Daring, Active

Being you is like sporting a tube top to a formal garden party: both require a ton of confidence. You're blessed with a strong belief in your ability to pull things off, whether you're assembling your social studies project at the last second or rocking leather pants to homecoming. In general, your confidence is justified--things have a way of turning out right for you--but you have to learn when to admit it on the rare occasions you need help.

+/-: It's great that you're so positive, but don't dismiss people as haters just because they're not all roses-and-sunshine. You might benefit from constructive criticism, so open up your ears.

Friend Match: You sure know how to rock what you've got, but you could use some help knowing when to rein it in a little--for example, busting out into a karaoke rendition of 'I Will Survive' at your parents' X-mas party might not be the best idea. Trust a down-to-earth and laid back Libra to let you know when to lay off the theatrics.

Love Match: You're just like a pizza: made to share. You can't stand secrets and need a guy who's willing to spill his hopes and dreams, like an open-hearted and expressive Aries.

Best job: Personal shopper
Best style: Funky
Theme song: Lose Control – Missy Elliot

P.S. Oh, how I wish I could afford a personal shopper, but alas....

DECEMBER 6

Pragmatic, Perceptive, Capable

You should be a jeweler, because you've got an eye for that diamond in the rough. You can make the best out of any situation and you're always able to spot things--like antique bedside tables and grungy-looking guys--that with just a little bit of polish will sparkle like new. Extremely practical, you're a born organizer and manager, and your competitive nature means that you're always out to win.

+/-: It's great that you're always looking ahead, but if you don't pause for breath you're going to miss out on a chance to stop and smell the roses. Life's too short already, so make time to appreciate it.

Friend Match: When someone disappoints you, you have a tendency to drop the friendship faster than a socialite drops names. Buddy up with someone who will teach you the value of perseverance and communication, like an extra-patient Cancer.

Love Match: You need to respect the object of your affections, and then means no whiners, moaners, or self-pitiers for you. Ideally, you need a guy who's as strong-willed and competitive like you, like a take-charge Taurus.

Best accessory: Vintage Polaroid camera
Best color: Orchid
Best hobby: School events coordinator

P.S. If you can make a vintage Polaroid camera look cool, my hat's off to you.

December 7th -- Birthday Action

2009-12-07T07:25:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER 7

Imaginative, Sensitive, Individualistic

You're just like an original Picasso painting: one-of-a-kind, with a totally unique perspective. Those born on December 7th never blend in with the crowd, and though some people might consider you weird, the fact that you always do your own thing regardless of what other people think is an admirable and enviable trait. Unsurprisingly, you're attracted to people who are also brave enough to march to the beat of their own drummer.

+/-: You're deeply creative, so it's normal that you spend a lot of time with your head in the clouds. Just make sure you don't forget to touch down in the real world every so often. A girl can't live on dreams alone.

Friend Match: You need a BFF who's not afraid to take the road less traveled, like a creative and visionary Pisces. But for a more social influence who will keep you from perma-hibernation, look also to an independent and fun-loving Gemini.

Love Match: Even though you love to express yourself, when it comes to romance you do your best impression of a clam. It's crucial that you find someone you can be yourself with, like an even-tempered and non-judgmental Aquarius.

Best pet: Turtle
Best style: No one rocks pink tights like you
Theme song: Dreamer – Chris Brown

P.S. Some final thoughts:

On the subject of pink tights, did you catch part I of the Alice miniseries last night? She was sporting some red tights, not pink ones, but still -- bold color choice.
On the subject of the above theme song (and specifically its singer): Ugghh....

Thursday, December 3rd -- And the Days Just Tick on by...

2009-12-03T06:37:00.000-08:00

Sorry, I'm seriously in shock that it's already December (admittedly, the sixty-degree weather is confusing--is it a first for you b-day people?).

DECEMBER 3

Concentrated, Secretive, Innovative

You and sliced bread have something in common: you're both totally ingenious. Creative, innovative, and extremely independent, no matter what your passion--from writing to knitting to the boy in your science class--you dedicate yourself to it with attentiveness and skill that borders on the truly genius. You do your own thing and never seek out attention or flattery; in fact, you crave privacy.

+/-: It's great that you're self-sufficient, but you graduated from kindergarten so you should know how to play with others. Let your friends take you out on Saturday night and try to maintain closer contact with the people you love.

Friend Match: You need a BFF who values privacy and independence above all else and won't be offended that you have a tendency to keep secrets, like an equally mysterious and private Pisces.

Love Match: A Cancer who appreciates your need to be alone but understands the importance of having a small group of close friends will make sure that you don't put the her back in hermit.

Best accessory: Oversized headphones (for when you just need to tune everyone out)
Best hobby: Art club
Best pet: Adopted cat

It's December 2nd -- And the Craziness that is Time Accelerating Continues...

2009-12-02T07:59:00.000-08:00

Plus it's your b-day!!!!

DECEMBER 2

Dynamic, Spirited, Active

You should be on the silver screen, because you're all about being larger-than-life. You have a tremendous presence; when you walk into the room, people bow down or step out of the way. You believe that life is a boxing match and you're looking for an all-out knock-out victory. Your tendency to see things in terms of struggle means you often hold grudges, and you're prone to furious and frightening temper tantrums when people disappoint you.

+/-: It's great that you're so ambitious and strong, but winning really isn't everything. No trophy or award in the world will comfort you when you're feeling down or make you crack up when you need to giggle, so work on strengthening your ties to your real winnings: your friends.

Friend Match: You expect honesty and integrity from your BFFs, and anyone who gets close to you had better know how to calm you down when you're about to blow. A level-headed Libra has all these qualities.

Love Match: You’ve got super high standards, and are always saying that none of the guys you know can measure up. Make sure you're not just pushing people away before they can reject you--a patient, devoted, and super-sweet Cancer comes pretty close to perfection.

Best accessory: Stila eyeliner
Best job: Movie star
Star match: Britney Spears

Augmented Reality--Vampire Academy Style

2009-12-01T14:28:00.001-08:00

See yourself on the Vampire Academy cover by visiting http://www.vampireacademybooks.com/.

All you need is:

(1.) Vampire Academy book, magazine ad, or cover print out
(2.) Webcam

And that's it! (Plus, you know, follow the instructions onscreen.)

Share with your friends. Sooo cool!!!

Find out more info by clicking on the video link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wPO-iymPUQ

It's December 1st--What the What?

2009-12-01T14:18:00.001-08:00

DECEMBER 1

Vibrant, Extroverted, Energetic

If you were a type of candy, you'd be Skittles: fun, colorful, vibrant, with a totally unique flavor. Outspoken and upbeat, you follow a policy of strict honesty that borders on brutal bluntness. But your charm and sense of humor means your friends always forgive you for your most outrageous comments, and in general your desire to spill comes from a desire to share--you're generous with everything from your advice to your time to your shoes.

+/-: You're just like McDonald's: always open. But in certain cases it's better to keep your opinions to yourself, like if you think your friends jeans look like a sausage-casing.

Friend Match: You need a BFF with lots of energy and the desire to try new things, so a homebody Cancer will just have you yawning. Pair up with an outgoing Aries who's a social butterfly, like you.

Love Match: You love to be admired and have the rep of being an outrageous flirt. But make sure you're not courting all the wrong kinds of attention. The kind of love you really need goes far beneath the surface, so try cultivating a deeper relationship with a quiet and sincere Aquarius.

Best date: Nighttime picnic
Best pet: Dalmatian
Star match: Sarah Silverman

B-day Backlog....

2009-11-30T11:05:00.000-08:00

Soooo... as you may have noticed, we haven't posted "The Secret Language of Birthdays" for the past few days (let's face it, we were out for Thanksgiving). But... rather than just skip over the birthdays, we figured that we'd just post a whole bunch at one time. It's our way of saying, "Your birthday may have happened last week, but we love you anyway!"

NOVEMBER 24

Spirited, Loyal, Involved

If you were a sports car, you'd be a foreign Ferrari: unusual, a little flashy, and bound to be admired wherever you go. Deeply social, you're a fan of long conversations and need to be surrounded by people who understand and support you. You're an excellent friend; on the flip side, you have a tendency to hold grudges when people have betrayed your trust and make a scary--and outspoken--enemy.

+/-: You often wish you were more like foundation: blessed with the ability to blend. You often feel different from the people around you and wish to be more "normal." Understand that, really, there's no such thing, and embrace all of the qualities that make you you (and fabulous!).

Friend Match: You and a BFF are both ruled by the dynamic number 2, which means you like to be on the go 24/7. Remember to make quiet time with a low-key Cancer when it's time for R & R.

Love Match: You love to debate, and you need a guy who won't be intimidated when you defeat him point-by-point in an argument, like an uber-confident fellow Sagittarius who's a big fan of long convos.

Best color: Aqua
Star match: Katherine Heigl
Best vacation spot: New York City (just like you, the city never sleeps)

NOVEMBER 25

Constant, Thorough, Accomplished

If life is a highway, you're a cross-country truck driver: all about the long haul. You've got the patience and persistence to pursue your goals no matter what the obstacles, and look for friends who share your desire to succeed. Though you have a ton of energy you come across as cool, quiet, and reserved. You enjoy being alone but also have the capacity for deep and unwavering attachment, so make sure the person's worth it before offering a lift.

+/-: You're a true perfectionist, and are always painstakingly careful about what you do and say. Reality check: unlike The Hills, life is unscripted, so let loose and allow your unregulated side to shine.

Friend Match: A Gemini is always going through ups and downs, and you'll be there no matter what the weather. In return, she can help you loosen up and laugh at yourself when things take a downturn in your life.

Love Match: When you like someone, you refuse to see the negatives in him. But if an Aries is keeping you jumping through hoops, it's time to call off the circus. A loyalty-minded Leo will be the perfect remedy for the drama.

Best accessory: Life list (As far as you’re concerned, having a goal doesn’t count if it’s not written down.)
Best job: Novelist
Star match: Christina Applegate

NOVEMBER 26

Interesting, Free-Spirited, Unique

You're just like the smell of gasoline: love you or hate you, you're 100 percent unique. Deeply creative, you do things in your own way and at your own speed, but there's no doubt that you make things happen. You're curious and inventive but are blessed with a practical side that keeps your ideas grounded in real life, and are always working to find a balance between your imaginative and down-to-earth sides.

+/-: It's cool that you don’t care what other people think. But you may play better with others than you know. You'll never know whether people understand you unless you're willing to share your thoughts with them!

Friend Match: You're drawn to a Pisces BFF because of the unusual, intuitive, and individualistic way that you both see the world. And who else will spend an entire afternoon finger-painting your walls?

Love Match: It’s hard for you to be in a relationship because you’re so independent. Look for a guy who will give you space to do your own thing, like a Cancer who values privacy or a Sagittarius who's always on the move.

Best accessory: Sketchpad
Best job: Inventor
Star match: Natasha Bedingfield

NOVEMBER 27

Intuitive, Quick, Impulsive

If you were a line dance, you'd be the Electric Slide. If you're not the one creating the drama, you'll be in the middle of it faster than you can say, "Oh, no, she didn't." Spontaneous, fun-loving, and full of more energy than a twelve-pack of Red Bull, you're so busy bouncing off the walls you often don't notice you're getting battered. You need to take some time for R & R to avoid periods of anger and frustration.

+/-: Your whirlwind energy--and the tantrums that accompany it--can cause more damage than hurricane season in Florida. You need the stabilizing influence of close friends and family, so lean on them for help (and learn to say, I'm sorry.)

Friend Match: Pair up with a Leo: She has just as much energy as you do, but her steadiness and optimism means she never goes through periods of boom and bust and can help you find stability.

Love Match: In your case laughter really is the best medecine, so you'll know it's love when a class clown Aries keeps you in stitches (even when you're doing--blech--dissections in science class).

Best color: Magenta
Best vacation spot: Club in Ibiza
Style icon: Mary-Kate Olsen

NOVEMBER 28

Profound, Natural, Sensitive

If you were an old TV show, you'd be the Lone Ranger. You’re super smart, but school still feels like a seven-hour-a-day prison sentence to you. You’d much rather be learning on your own terms, and your desire for independence extends to every area of your life. Although you have a sharp and spot-on sense of humor, you often come across to others as serious and even intimidating.

+/-: You have a naturally logical mind and are quick to pick an argument to shreds when it isn't up to par. But you don't always hold yourself to the same standards, so before you start throwing stones, make sure you're not sitting in the middle of a house of glass.

Friend Match: You find a natural counterpart in the logically minded, diplomatic, and sweet-tempered Libra. But stay close to the silly influence of a goofball Aries who will help keep things light.

Love Match: You come across as snobby when in fact you're just private. You’ve got a lot in common with a Cancer in your class--he's just as introspective as you are--but somebody has to make the first move, so try breaking out of your let-him-come-to-me routine.

Best hobby: Book club
Best job: Medical researcher
Best style: Classic

NOVEMBER 29

Challenging, Dynamic, Influential

You should be an elevator operator, because you're always pushing buttons. Energetic, smart, and opinionated, you're always provoking others with your unusual ideas, unflinching honesty, and in-your-face attitude. Nothing infuriates you more than liars and fakes, and though some people may find you intimidating, everyone has to respect you for always speaking the truth and speaking your mind.

+/-: It’s great that you’re not afraid to express yourself. But there are times when you should reserve judgment, like when your BFF tells you she’s thinking of joining the cheerleading squad. Your job as a friend is to be supportive, not critical.

Friend Match: A Libra BFF is super patient, but even she'll get fed up if you don't stop picking fights. Take a lesson from her cool-as-a-cucumber demeanor and chill.

Love Match: You should come with a big FRAGILE sign, because people better handle you with care. Your tendency to explode means you need a guy who's not going to press the detonator, like an Aquarius who doesn't mind admitting when he's wrong.

Best color: Emerald
Best date: Day at the beach
Best hobby: Lit Mag

NOVEMBER 30

Thorough, Funny, Dynamic

Your spirit animal should be a tiger, because when it comes to getting what you want, you always know just when to pounce. Patient and hard working, you also possess an intuitive side that means you can sense when to act. You know how to do a lot with a little, so whether you're whipping up a new outfit from an old tank top or turning a pair of jeans into a pillow covering, you're always making the most of what's given to you.

+/-: You like to be in control of everything from your social calendar (planned a month in advance) to your burger toppings (extra ketchup, absolutely no onions). Take a lesson from cotton and loosen up.

Friend Match: You and a Virgo share a love of matching stationary sets and spotlessly clean bedrooms, but for sheer giggly fun and a mellowing influence, go ahead and send a Gemini a friend request.

Love Match: A mischievous Aries tries to seduce you with charm, but you respond better to openness and honesty. Look for a Sagittarius who'll be willing to spill--and share--his soul.

Best color: Silver
Star match: Kaley Cuoco
Best vacation spot: Cancun

We've had a request for some November 22nd b-day goodies...

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Soooo... here you go! We're not ones to disappoint our readers :)

NOVEMBER 22

Protective, Persuasive, Thoughtful

If you were a national monument you'd be Philadelphia's Liberty Bell: all about freedom. Strong-willed and very independent, you demand the right to make your own choices and feel frustrated when people (like, ahem, your parents) try to impose limits on what you can do. Your friends respect your take-me-as-I-am attitude: you're never afraid to be 100 percent yourself.

+/-: It’s fantastic that you’ve got such a fighting spirit and great that you're such a protective friend, but don’t be so quick to jump into the front lines. Pick your battles, and don't necessarily think that your friends can't--or won't--stand up for themselves.

Friend Match: You and a super sweet Virgo are just like freshly baked bread: you're the hard exterior, she's the mushy soft inside. Together, a perfect pairing.

Love Match: If there's one thing you can't stand it's when a guy feels like he has the right to tell you what to do, so definitely stay away from bossy Taurus and look for a more easygoing Aries.

Best accessory: Combat boots
Star match: Scarlett Johansson
Best vacation spot: Castle in Scotland

P.S. Pardon the retroactive posting, but we don't ordinarily post weekend b-days. Today, however, is an exception.

11/23 -- Your birthday is the first school day of Thanksgiving week?

2009-11-23T08:46:00.000-08:00

Talk about a double dose of excitement. How can you not be filled with eager anticipation? Between the way that your awesome friends decorated your locker, brought you b-day balloons, and showered you with "Happy Birthdays" and the the almost-upon-us, it's-so-close-you-can-feel-it-in-your-fingers-and-toes Thanksgiving break, things are good :)

NOVEMBER 23

Individualistic, Free-spirited, Humorous

If you were a catch phrase, you'd be: Prove it to me. You never follow rules just because someone says you should; from an early age you gave your parents grief because you refused to accept their because-I-said-so argument. Sharp witted and independent, in general you don't care what other people think but can ironically be super sensitive about certain lingering insecurities (and quick to take offense).

+/-: You're just like the filling in an Oreo cookie: always in the middle of something. Try and cultivate a thicker skin when it comes to the issues that get you really riled up.

Friend Match: You admire a Pisces for her inventive fashion sense and I-don't-care attitude and she admires you for always saying what you mean. Don't be afraid to let her help you tap into your creative side.

Love Match: You've got a great sense of humor, so you should be looking for a guy who can laugh at himself. A fun-loving Aries isn't afraid to make a fool out of himself and can help you loosen up when you're feeling uptight.

Best date: Jet skiing
Star match: Miley Cyrus
Best style: Grunge

Speaking of your overwhelming awesomeness, Miley Cyrus -- SERIOUSLY? I'd love to share a b-day with her. "Party in the USA" is just about the most addictive song in the last five years. We literally sing it around the office. No joke.

Friday, November 20th -- if only you were born one week later...

2009-11-20T06:44:00.000-08:00

You'd have off on your birthday!!!

That's not saying that your b-day isn't special (of course, it is!), it's just saying that it's preferable for your birthday to involve sleeping late, pumpkin bread, and gifts that your overzealous father picked up for you (and by for you, I mean for your house -- I'm talking flat screen TVs and whatnot -- but that you appropriate for your own needs because well, a girl's gotta find out that Heidi and co. crowned Irina the new queen of Project Runway in HD. Heck, those designs just look so much more vivid at 50 inches -- wouldn't you say?).

Still, for those of you born on November 20th, take heart. At least you still have the long weekend to look forward to :) Think of it as an entire week of awesomeness!

NOVEMBER 20

Sensitive, Plucky, Faithful

You should have been a boxing champion, because you're a natural born fighter. Independent-minded and truly one-of-a-kind, you do your own thing and don't worry about what other people think. You act out sometimes against your 'rents (do they really think 9 o'clock is an acceptable curfew?), but the truth is you're extremely loyal to your fam and and always willing to do battle for the people close to you.

+/-: You've got a biting sense of humor that keeps your friends rolling in the aisles. But not everyone is happy to be the punch line of one of your jokes, so be sensitive to other people's feelings when you're about to break out the scathing stand-up routine.

Friend Match: You’re ruled by the number 2, so you can be a little over-sensitive sometimes. An earth-sign friend will keep you grounded and remind you to pick your battles.

Love Match: You're often attracted to bad boy Aries and flaky-as-pie-crust Gemini, but do you really want a guy who will always keep you guessing? An individualistic and confident Scorpio will keep things interesting without playing games.

Best pet: Jack Russell Terrier
Best job: Op-Ed columnist
Theme song: Underdog – Jonas Brothers

THE DAILY BEAST calls VAMPIRE ACADEMY "the heir to the Twilight throne"

2009-11-19T12:38:00.000-08:00

and Razorbill throws a (metaphorical) party...

Check it out:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-19/the-next-twilight-1/

We especially love the part where they talk about how awesome Rose is (since -- ya know -- we totally agree).

November 19th Birthdays in the House!!!!

2009-11-19T08:07:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 19

Convincing, Strong, Confident

If you had a motto, it would be: Vive La Revolution! You're all about change and improvement, but you’re not just a girl with big ideas; your take-charge attitude and practical outlook means you find a way to make your dreams a reality. Even if your friends aren’t sure about taking a stand, you’ll persuade them to play a part. Playful, trendy, and fun-loving, you take a break from changing the world to let the good times roll.

+/-: If you’ve got something to say, you’re not the type to keep it under wraps. But sometimes it really is best to be seen but not heard--like during your history final exam, for example.

Friend Match: A BFF ruled by the erratic planet Mercury changes her mind practically every second and is always turning to you for advice. Despite her flakiness, her energy and enthusiasm makes her a perfect partner when it's time to fight the good fight (uh, curfew).

Love Match: You’re a family-oriented girl so you hate it when guys talk smack about their sibs. Look for a quiet and honest Cancer who values the nest as much as you, without being a momma's boy.

Best accessory: Megaphone
Best date: Staying in and watching a movie
Star match: Jodie Foster

Did I mention that BETRAYALS is out?

2009-11-18T06:55:00.000-08:00

No, I guess I didn't. But, yep, you heard right. Betrayals, book two of the Strange Angels series by Lili St. Crow, finally hit stores yesterday. If you're just dying to find out what happens to Dru, Graves, and the rest of the gang (that word feels so inappropriate for a book like this), you know what to do!

P.S. In case you're confused about what I mean by "you know what to do," the answer is: buy the book!!!!

November 18th B-Days -- Stand Up and Shout! (or just pop in some Taylor Swift...)

2009-11-18T06:31:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 18

Intuitive, Emotional, Social

You should be an aerobics instructor, because you've got energy to burn. Though you may come across as totally together, your thoughts and emotions race faster than an Olympic sprinter and you're always looking for new ways to stay stimulated. Highly social, you love to be the center of attention. You definitely play hard, but work hard? Not so much. Fortunately, your creativity and vision allows you to succeed anyway.

+/-: You have spot-on intuition, so learn to listen and trust your gut instincts. If you get the feeling that the new cutie in class has some kind of shady secret, you're probably right, so make Mystery Man history.

Friend Match: You’ve got a ton of people vying for a spot in your inner circle. You love all the admiration, but you also know what really matters is the kind of old-school loyalty you get from a Leo BFF.

Love Match: You have a ton of different sides to you--from social butterfly to dirt bike enthusiast to tree-hugger--and it may seem like a get-what-you-see Taurus is too boring for you. But don't underestimate the power of a dude you can depend on. Bonus? His excellent hugs.

Best job: Fashion photographer
Theme song: Tied Together With a Smile – Taylor Swift
Best vacation spot: Swiss Alps

P.S. I'm a little jealous of your theme song. I LOVE Taylor Swift. I was totally rocking out (and by rocking out, I mean calmly beep-bopping) on the subway to "Fearless" this morning. I'd also recommend that if you ever commute to work on NJ Transit (which -- to be frank -- I'd suggest not doing at all, but assuming you have no choice...), you pop in some Taylor. Her music is the perfect antidote to the pure pandemonium that is public transportation :)

N-O-V-E-M-B-E-R Go Go November 17th!!!!

2009-11-17T06:46:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 17

Mediating, Helpful, Responsible

If you were a song, you'd be Bridge Over Troubled Water--you're always helping to smooth things over, join two sides, and establish a connection between opposite positions. You can't stand disagreements or drama, and you often act as the glue that holds your social network together, negotiating compromise between your two squabbling sibs or playing matchmaker for your BFF.

+/-: You pride yourself on your ability to stay super calm under pressure, but sometimes the fact that you always keep your cool makes you seem like a straight-up ice queen. Learn to be more emotionally open.

Friend Match: You can help resolve disputes between a Type A Virgo pre-planner and a play-it-by-ear Gemini. Just be sure that in return you get the support you need.

Love Match: You're so used to talking and thinking about other people, it can be hard for you to dish about yourself. A perceptive and thoughtful Pisces wants to know more about you, not your fifty best friends, so try focusing the conversation on the things that get you pumped.

Best color: Tan
Best date: Poetry slam Best hobby: Model UN

P.S. A belated happy birthday to Briana (who posted yesterday)!!!!

Just saying...

2009-11-16T09:57:00.000-08:00

Publisher's Weekly thinks The Betrayal of Natalie Hargrove is "deliciously twisted." So do we....

November 16th -- It's Birthday Time!

2009-11-16T09:56:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 16

Authoritative, Effective, Understanding

If you were a reality TV show, you would be Top Chef: a natural leader, your commanding presence means you always bring the heat (and if other people don't like it, they can get out of the kitchen). You have tendencies to rebel against your parents and teachers largely because you like to be the on in control, but you're definitely no dictator. Part of what makes you such a great leader is your ability to listen.

+/-: Don't forget the little people on your quest for success. Give credit--and accept help--when it's due. You may have come up with the Spanish bullfighting theme for homecoming, but make sure to shout out all the peeps who helped transform the gym into an arena.

Friend Match: You know that a super-supportive Cancer friend is always there for you--but how about putting her to use? You have a tendency to deny it when you're feeling down. Instead, try opening up.

Love Match: When it comes to relationships, you wear the pants--until a Leo ruled by the number 1 throws you for a loop. A little competition will keep things interesting, but both of you must learn to compromise.

Best job: Movie producer
Star match: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Best vacation spot: India

The Betrayal of Natalie Hargrove -- in stores NOW!!!

2009-11-13T09:16:00.000-08:00

FATE IS THE ONE THING MORE TWISTED THAN NATALIE HARGROVE...

This just came out yesterday. And we have to say that Natalie is so deliciously full of herself. LOVE IT.

http://www.amazon.com/Betrayal-Natalie-Hargrove-Lauren-Kate/dp/1595142657/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258132629&sr=8-1

Friday the 13th...

2009-11-13T09:15:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 13

Involved, Knowledgeable, Spiritual

You should be a newspaper, because you've always got something to say about what's going on the world. Curious and inquisitive, you've got the gossip on everything that goes down at school, from the politics of popularity to the most recent makeups and breakups, and you're never afraid to voice your opinion. But when it comes to self-knowlegde you can be surprisingly thin, which means you've been accused of being superficial.

+/-: There may be an "I" in listening, but if you keep bogarting the conversation every time your BFF wants to vent you'll discover that the only I that will apply to you is the one in the word ditched. Zip your lips once in a while and let your friends speak.

Friend Match: Your girlfriends had better share a love of drama; there's nothing you like better than a gossip session. Just be sure to include a bluntly honest Sagittarius who will tell you when it's time to hush up.

Love Match: If it seems like you're always attracting guys for the wrong reasons, maybe it's because you've been playing dumb. You can't truly open up until you know yourself better (not even to a smart fellow-Scorpio who's your perfect match).

Best color: Baby blue
Best style: Eurotrash
Theme song: Dirty Little Secret – All American Rejects

We're gonna party like it's... YOUR birthday!

2009-11-11T06:13:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 11

Persuasive, Colorful, Energetic

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a carrot: most of what you've got going on is happening underground. Although you come across as cheerful and together, you've got hidden depths of feeling and thought that rarely get displayed. Powerful and driven, you like to control not just the way you appear to others but the people and things that are close to you. You have a need to be at the center of your group and tend to take charge.

+/-: Remember that what doesn't bend, breaks. It's okay to ask for what you want but if life throws you a curve ball, learn to take a swing instead of stalking out of the game.

Friend Match: Don't feel you have to act 100% together just to keep the admiration and loyalty of your peeps. True friends should want you to open up no matter what you're feeling, so don't be afraid to open up to a sensitive Pisces when things aren't going your way.

Love Match: You like to be admired from afar, but a second a guy gets too close you push him away. Newsflash: losing control is the best part, so go all in for the smoldering Scorpio who catches your eye.

Best color: Red
Best hobby: Photography
Star match: Demi Moore

Write to me and (maybe) I'll send you a galley!

2009-11-10T06:56:00.000-08:00

We have some extra galleys of the New York Times Bestseller I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President around the office. Write to me at Razorbill@us.penguingroup.com and I might just send you one. And if you're really nice, I may even include an unnamed galley. That's how generous I'm feeling :)

As a reminder, this is the book that Jon Stewart compared to War and Peace (and wolves and babies and...). Well now I'm just confusing myself. Seriously though -- you'd be the polar opposite of a genius if you don't take me up on this offer. In fact, let's play a game. It's like Mad Libs. People who have not yet read this book and do not write to me to request a galley are ______. I can think of a few ideas. How about you?

November 10th B-day Excitement

2009-11-10T06:51:00.001-08:00

NOVEMBER 10

Creative, Self-Assured, Magnetic

The ruling symbol of November 10th is the butterfly, because those born on this day are all about metamorphosis. Your change isn't just personal, however: creative and productive, you are able to transform the materials around you into something fabulous and new (like when you turned an old pair of jeans into a handbag). A social butterfly (what else?), people are attracted to your off-beat sensibility and your confidence.

+/-: Although friends flock to you, you have a tendency to view them as audience members in the One Woman Theater of You. Cultivate your listening skills and learn to be more sensitive to others' needs.

Friend Match: You definitely march to the beat of your own drummer, but a Cancer friend is totally feeling your rhythm. And because she's super loyal, she won’t blab to all your other peeps about your lucky stuffed bear or tendency to put ketchup on everything.

Love Match: You can't stand people who always stick to the same old routine, so a Sagittarius--ruled by themes of movement, travel, and change--will share your love of exploration and help to keep things fresh.

Best accessory: Sewing kit
Best job: Interior designer
Star match: Brittany Murphy

New York Times Bestseller List -- Total Domination or Bust!!!

2009-11-09T09:45:00.000-08:00

Sooo... like a certain E-Villll genius we know, we at Razorbill are also bent on world domination. Well, not world domination per se, but domination of a different kind. We're bent on dominating the New York Times Children's Bestseller List. And as you can see, we are well on our way....

Hah hah hah ha ha... Hah hah hah ha ha... (that's my attempt at transcribing an evil cackle)

If you check the list, there are a bunch of other books (five to be exact) listed here, but we're going to ignore those for now....

This marks Thirteen Reasons Why's one-year anniversary on the Bestseller list. Presents are accepted. No, not really. Well, ahem, if you're sneaky...

Let's welcome I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President to the list!!! I'd suggest that you pick up a copy immediately if you do not want Oliver Watson to seek vengeance against you and your first born. And yes -- in case you're curious -- Oliver is very much capable of holding a grudge. Best to appease him while you can...

And finally, Richelle, we love you. We will always love you. Well, not always because that would make us truly E-Villll, and we're much more into being wicked than we are into being undead -- if you catch our meaning.

Check out the New York Times website for more information about the list:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/books/bestseller/bestchildren.html?_r=1&ref=bestseller

If you were born on November 9th...

2009-11-09T07:48:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 9

Daring, Open, Sporty

You're just like a triple fudge sundae with whipped cream and hot fudge sauce: all about indulgence. Temptation is a major theme in the lives of those born on November 9th, and you're always giving in to the here and now pleasures with very little thought for the tomorrow consequences. Spontaneous and fun-loving, you welcome challenges and new experience.

+/-: You’re always out to have a good time, but because your danger meter is slightly off-kilter don't always realize that what you're doing is risky. Learn to tune in to your inner voice when you're having second thoughts about swimming in the mall fountain.

Friend Match: A Virgo BFF has a good sense of when to pull the plug on your big ideas (like when they're going to get you grounded), while a Gemini helps encourage your giggly, silly side.

Love Match: Don't let a sun-ruled guy with an outsized ego pull you into his orbit. You deserve to be the queen of your own universe, so choose a confident and devoted Taurus who will treat you like one.

Best hobby: Cheerleading
Star match: Nikki Blonsky
Best style: Boho-chic

P.S. So jealous that your "star match" is Nikki Blonsky. Loved her in Hairspray. Since then, eh... But, Hairspray! "Good Morning Baltimore," "Welcome to the 60s," "You Can't Stop the Beat" = good stuff.

Thank God It's Friday (and Your Birthday)!!!!

2009-11-06T07:25:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 6

Energetic, Stimulating, Optimistic

You should be a stairclimber, because you're all about stepping it up. You've got energy that's more infectious than the flu, and people can't help but be charmed and motivated when you're around, which is why you're the go-to girl for chairing up the social committee or organizing Earth Day. More bubbly than champagne and super self-confident, you can't stand the word "no," and are driven to succeed.

+/-: You're a whirlwind of activity, always blasting from one obligation to another. But unless you learn how to press pause once in a while you're bound to do damage to both yourself and your close relationships.

Friend Match: When it comes to friends, your philosophy is the more the merrier. But for someone to lean on when you're not feeling like the life of the party, stick with a quiet, loyal Virgo.

Love Match: It's great that you're so ambitious, but maybe one of your goals should be to let yourself really fall for someone. An uber-romantic Scorpio will help you forget about deadlines and school drama for a while.

Best date: Amusement park
Best hobby: What don’t you do?
Star match: Rebecca Romijn

The Secret Language of November 5th

2009-11-05T06:44:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 5

Knowledgeable, Stubborn, Realistic

If you were a TV show, you'd be the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters: an ultra-realist, you're obsessed with uncovering the truth and can't stand liars, braggers, or flakes. You've got a sharp eye for scams (and slime ball guys) and your friends depend on you to make the right choice in every situation. Courageous and unafraid of confrontation, you always stand up for what you believe in.

+/-: You mess around in other people's private business so much, you should be a Private Investigator. Focus on your own issues and leave the snooping to the professionals, otherwise your fed-up friends are going to put you out of business.

Friend Match: Your Cancer BFF can be super shy, which is why you're always sticking up for her. The tradeoff? Her sweetness and loyalty means you always have someone to share your stories with.

Love Match: A diligent Sagittarius will share your love of truth and learning, so if you're looking for hours and hours of deep conversation--and someone who won't break his promises--look no further.

Best accessory: Library card
Best color: Salmon
Best job: District attorney

November 3rd -- THE BEST BIRTHDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

2009-11-03T06:45:00.000-08:00

Wait, I'm technically not allowed to say that. Well, eh.... I just did! And why, you ask, is November 3rd the greatest birthday to ever exist? Why is it one birthday to rule them all? Why -- you must know. Isn't it just obvious?

It's MY birthday. That's right -- mine. And I don't mean Razorbill's. I mean the birthday of the person that updates this blog. Me.

Soooooo in view of that BIG reveal, let's play a little game, shall we? I'll post the text from THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS as usual, and then we'll evaluate how it applies to me. Here we go!!!

P.S. Anything that's a different color means I wrote it. So, please -- DO NOT THINK THAT THE COLORED TEXT IS FROM THE BOOK. It isn't. It's from my brain.

NOVEMBER 3 (Again, quick reminder -- best birthday EVER!!!!)

Persistent (I am like a dog with a bone between its teeth), Concentrated (Going to assume that this doesn't refer to orange juice, and say that when I'm focused on something, watch out! First of all, you're just not going to be able to get my attention. Plus, I kinda make a face. It's sort of like my tongue goes limp and my mouth is slightly agape. No joke.), Triumphant (I've beat virtually every person I've ever played Connect 4 against. Also, checkers.)

If you were a game, you would be chess, because you're all about thinking three moves ahead (Again, see the Connect 4 reference. Also, my resume). Persistent and focused, you keep your calm under pressure and know how to wait. But you're not a procrastinator (Yeah, uh-huh, not a procrastinator... right). When the time is right, you work passionately and energetically (Seriously. I have a ridiculous amount of energy. Thank you copious amounts of Diet Coke). Everyone knows not to argue with you; nothing gets under your skin, and even when you're temper's burning you stay as cool as ice (Honestly, I think I have an internal body thermostat kinda problem. Gloves are a necessity).

+/-: You're so concentrated you're just like orange juice from a can (There we go -- another OJ reference), but when it comes to your feelings, you've got a serious block. Give your heart a de-freeze and learn how to express yourself emotionally (Oh, past lovers how you've scorned me and left me an emotional basketcase. Tsk. Tsk).

Friend Match: Sometimes your sarcasm can get out of hand (For me, it's actually more like an undercurrent of cynicism masked by a "concentrated" -- haha -- effort to remain optimistic). A straightforward, sensitive Cancer will always tell you when to lay off the abuse--and she'll help you figure out what's really got you mad.

Love Match: You do not like to lose, and that goes for your heart, too (You've got me. Losing is out of the question. I'm in it to win it. And by win it, I mean put a freakin' ring on it... though not yet. How about like three years from now? I'm talking to you, mysterious loverboy who I haven't met yet). You’re not the type to give your affection away freely, but let an expressive and artistic Pisces show you how to open up.

Best color: Lilac
Best hobby: Yoga (I recently started taking Bikram. The room is literally 105 degrees, and it makes me sweat more than I've ever sweat in my entire life. We're talking about you do not want to be around me kinda sweating. Like, stay away. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars. Do not touch me with a ten foot pole sweating.)
Best style: Haute couture (If anyone would like to buy me some, I'd be game.)

So, there it is -- my evaluation of today's birthday insights. How does your birthday experience stack up???

You say it's your birthday!!! You wanna have a good time... again :)

2009-11-02T11:32:00.000-08:00

NOVEMBER 2

Influential, Powerful, Adaptable

You’re like a chameleon in reverse: you'd rather make the world adjust its colors than try and blend in with the world. A social powerhouse, you're a trendsetter and a dynamo at making over everything from your BFF's wardrobe to your math teacher's attitude (who knew he could smile?). You have a tremendous impact on the people around you, giving you the power to transform situations according to your will.

+/-: Change freaks some people out, but not you. When opportunity knocks, you roll out the welcome mat. But it's important to stick with your commitments, so remember you don’t always have to open the door.

Friend Match: You’ve got the energy of Times Square on New Year's, but sometimes you just need to chill. That’s when you should seek out a laid-back Libra, who’ll keep you from stressing out too much.

Love Match: Your attention span barely carries you through a movie, so there's no chance of committing to just one guy. But watch out for a taste of your own medicine du flakiness in a gorgeous Mercury-ruled Gemini who will have you wishing for a little one-on-one time.

Best color: Forest green
Best date: House party with mutual friends
Best job: Stylist

Birthdays -- the two days before Halloween edition!

2009-10-29T06:30:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 29

Convincing, Secretive, Intellectual

If you had a catch phrase it would be Eureka, because you're all about discovery. Innovative and super-smart, you're full of new, bright ideas about the best way to do things: from what to do with leftover baked potatoes (hash browns, anyone?) to how to solve that killer algebra equation. Your talent for thinking clearly and creatively makes you a leader at home and at school, and you're often happiest when you're putting your skills to work for a group.

+/-: You are a master at keeping your lips sealed, which means your peeps can trust you not to spill their deepest secrets. Keeping confidences is one thing--keeping your feelings on lockdown is another. If you're upset, learn to speak up.

Friend Match: You're an excellent friend and can always be counted on to keep your promises. Make sure you choose peeps who will throw the love back at you, like ultra-dependable Leo and sweet-tempered, giving Libra.

Love Match: You have a tendency to overthink. Make sure you're not so focused on the intelligentsia that you neglect your emotional needs. If your heart starts beating faster every time a certain talented Pisces musician walks by, it's not a chemical reaction caused by his cologne.

Best color: Cherry Blossom
Best date: Foreign film festival
Best job: Talent agent

Is today your b-day? Don't keep it a secret!

2009-10-28T08:39:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 28

Curious, Thorough, Interesting

You should have been a boy scout, because your motto is: Always Prepared. Cautious, serious, and smart, you like to know how things work and you never try anything--whether it's a new exercise regime or a different kind of frozen yogurt--without doing all your research. Your parents never have to nag you to do your homework and you're a classic overachiever, but one kind of activity is missing from your miles-long To Do list: Fun.

+/-: You've got everything planned, from your college of choice to your honeymoon destination (Bali!). But often the best part of a road trip is the unexpected detours, so allow yourself to wander off the path.

Friend Match: Opposites attract, and your life is definitely in need of some dramatic reversals. Buddy up with an explosive, spontaneous, and always-on-the-go Aries and unearth your inner troublemaker.

Love Match: An overachieving Aquarius with a ton of social clout may seem uninterested in you, but the truth is you don't exactly come across as warm and fuzzy. Dig your nose out of the books and try giving him a smile.

Best job: Engineer
Best pet: Cocker spaniel
Star match: Julia Roberts

October 26th -- The Birthday that Tells Me the Month is Almost Over!

2009-10-26T07:00:00.000-07:00

So, I'm getting ready to do today's "Secret Language of Birthdays" feature and I notice the date -- October 26th. And I'm like, "Wow, where did the time go?" And then I'm like, "Jeez, I'm starting to sound old." And then I'm like, "How the h*** did that happen?" And then I'm like, "Too many birthdays." And then I say to myself, "Self -- you can't complain about birthdays in a column that extols the many virtues of the b-day." And then I reply (to myself), "Oh yes, I can."

I know -- way to expose my neuroses to a public audience... Just see what I do for my own birthday (which, as you might have guessed, is rapidly approaching).

Anyway, if you made it this far listening to my rant, hope you enjoy today's birthday column, and be sure to look for the teen edition of THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS, in stores July 22nd, 2010!

OCTOBER 26

Organized, Astute, Active

If life is a marathon, you're the Nike Air Pegasus Shoe: you make things run a little more smoothly. You'd make an amazing event planner, because you're excellent at organizing and bringing people together. Good thing you're already getting practice: a natural leader, you're always hosting the best bday bashes and organizing food drives for the local soup kitchen. You're independent but feel the happiest when you're working for the greater good.

+/-: It's great that you work so hard, but don't forget to make time for your friends. That A+ on your bio test looks good hanging from a fridge but won't giggle with you for hours or give you a hug when you need one.

Friend Match: Even though she couldn't organize her way out of a paper bag, your Gemini BFF is your fave party planning assistant. She's a social butterfly, like you, and is always ready to get the party started. Plus, when you're stressing about color coordinating plates and napkins she reminds you that this is supposed to be fun!

Love Match: You have an ambitious side, and you need a guy who's content to let you step into the spotlight, like a super-supportive Sagittarius who doesn't mind playing arm candy to your A-list starpower.

Best color: Cream
Best hobby: Class social chair
Style Icon: Blair Waldorf

Check out this great USA Today article about I AM A GENIUS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!!!

2009-10-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

We love it when people talk about our books...

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2009-10-21-josh-lieb_N.htm

Born on the 23rd of October?

2009-10-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 23

Energetic, Quick, Passionate

You should be part of an improv troupe, because you're all about thinking on the fly. Spontaneous and energetic, you bore easily and are always looking for excitement. You can't stand planning in advance and are always ready to see where the week takes you. No matter how hard you try to find balance, you often feel like you're playing on a seesaw: if one part of your life is going well, another part is bottoming out.

+/-: You're just like the cream filling of an Oreo cookie, always in the middle of something. Your friends don't need you to get involved with their fights, so learn to look away when a conflict doesn't involve you.

Friend Match: You have a lot of great qualities, but stability is not one of them. That's why you need a rational and quick-thinking Capricorn BFF who can talk you down when you're on the verge of a blow-up.

Love Match: Nothing bores you more than the same old dinner-and-a-movie routine, so be on the lookout for an artistic Pisces whose idea of "date night" involves breaking into the aquarium with a picnic basket.

Best color: Lime green
Best job: Travel writer
Best pet: Tarantula

TEEN VOGUE HANDBOOK signing at Border's Columbus Circle 7 p.m. tonight!

2009-10-22T07:22:00.000-07:00

All the cool people are gonna be there. I'm gonna be there (though I suppose that was somewhat implicit in the whole "cool people" thing). Are you gonna be there?

And for those of you who don't enjoy appeals to coolness, this is the announcement from the Shops at Columbus Circle website:

Where my 10/22 birthday people at?

2009-10-22T07:12:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 22

Charming, Exciting, Dramatic

If you were a magazine, you'd be Allure: naturally magnetic and appealing, the theme of attraction is dominant in your life. You've got people falling over themselves for you just like a set of dominoes, and you have a similar tendency to get swept off your feet. But for the most part you leave the loving to your admirers and keep your emotions under wraps. You often find yourself controlling other people--and situations--by keeping your cool.

+/-: Life is not a power struggle, so it shouldn't be all about control. Loosen up and let people see the real you. A constant game of tug-of-war is going to land you nowhere but flat on your butt.

Friend Match: You can be a little crazy, so you need your super-steady Capricorn to bring you back to earth once in a while. It's a fair trade: you bring the spice to her life.

Love Match: When it comes to love, you like to think you know just how close you can get to fire without getting burned. But a magnetic Scorpio who's as skilled in the art of charming as you will crank up the heat.

Best accessory: Chanel coat
Best job: Actress
Best style: Chic

And that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) we do b-days!

2009-10-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 21

Individual, Magnetic, Verbal

If you were a word, you'd be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: imaginative, unique, and totally original. You march to the beat of a different drummer, and though you're extremely smart and quick-thinking, you have a deeply emotional side that often gets you into trouble. (You're just like a soccer goalie, always on offense.) Although on the surface you can be ultra-charming and agreeable, you can't stand being told what to do and are always looking to set your own rules.

+/-: Here's a more basic word you need to get familiar with: acceptance. You have a tendency to be super critical of your friends and family, especially when you feel they've let you down. Remember: Nobody's perfect!

Friend Match: There are a ton of people who wish they were in your inner circle, but that place is reserved for a trustworthy Leo, who has the two qualities you value most in a friend: honesty and loyalty.

Love Match: You can be extremely stubborn, so stay away from a Taurus who will just want to butt heads. At the same time, you hate pushovers. Find balance with a self-assured Libra who knows how to compromise.

Best color: Saffron
Theme song: That’s Just the Way We Roll – Jonas Brothers
Best vacation spot: Trekking through the Amazon

We love our birthdays, oh yes we do!

2009-10-20T06:50:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 20

Enthusiastic, Logical, Influential

If you were a classic Madonna song, you'd be Vogue. You always know what's in and what's out, but you're more interested in setting the trends than in following them, which means you're often slightly out of step with your peers. Your style, beliefs, and opinions place you firmly in the avant-garde. You'd rather be admired than accepted, and your desire to be influential is so strong that you take criticism like a two-year-old takes a Calc test: badly.

+/-: Your spirit animal might be the mule, because you are super stubborn. Once you get an idea in your head you can become obsessive about it, but letting know when to let go will save you lots of headaches in the end.

Friend Match: Sometimes you feel like no one understands you. Thank God for an artistic and original Pisces who completely appreciates the methods behind the madness.

Love Match: When you fall for a guy who's strongly influenced by Mercury, you'll be in and out of fashion so often it will make your head spin. Time to vote him off and stick with a more stable and forward-thinking Capricorn.

Best pet: Parakeet
Best hobby: A/V Club (you’re an expert on obscure films)
Style icon: Bjork

I am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President -- Featured on The Daily Show!!!

2009-10-19T08:19:00.001-07:00

Click on the link below to watch Jon Stewart talk about Josh Lieb's I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President on the October 15th episode of The Daily Show:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/102592/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-thu-oct-15-2009

You can watch the whole episode if you want, but if you're just looking to add some E-villll to your life, fast-forward to the 19 minute 28 second mark (approximately) because that's when the really good stuff starts to happen -- Jon Stewart stresses how funny the book is. And let me just say it again so we're clear: the book is uproariously funny. Laugh-until-your-belly-hurts funny. Laugh-until-tears-start-streaming-down-your-face funny. Laugh-until-tears-start-streaming-down-your-face-and-you-have-to-run-to-get-a-tissue-because-tears-and-snot-are about-to-land-on-your-brand-new-shirt-and-your-mom-is-going-to-yell-at-you-because-she-won't-be-able-to-get-the-stain-out-with-her-Tide stick funny. In other words, it's freakin' hilarious.

Get Your Copy of The Teen Vogue Handbook Signed by Editor-in-Chief Amy Astley!

2009-10-19T07:57:00.000-07:00

If you're looking to make your copy of The Teen Vogue Handbook even more invaluable (though with all the advice in that thing, it should already be your new bible) and you happen to be in the City of Angels, then head on over to this event at the Otis College of Art and Design:

Otherwise, be sure to check out the following events once Amy's back in the Big Apple:

http://www.teenvogue.com/style/blogs/fashion/2009/10/meet-editorinchief-amy-astley-and-get-your-teen-vogue-handbook-signed.html

10/19/09 -- These Birthdays Are So Fine!

2009-10-19T07:55:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 19

Open, Independent, Lively

You better like the taste of sock, because you are always putting your foot in your mouth. Totally outspoken and opinionated, you have a tendency to blurt out whatever you're thinking. Your policy of brutal honesty may get you into a lot of trouble, but people have to respect you for always saying what you mean and meaning what you say. You can't stand liars and fakes, and your idea of serious torture is getting (or giving!) the silent treatment.

+/-: You blow up faster than a volcano. But you cool off just as quickly, and when you fight with your BFFs the damage is never long-lasting. Life's too short to hold grudges.

Friend Match: You can't stand when people keep secrets from you, so stay away from Pisces and Scorpio, who tend to be some of the most private signs. Stick with a tell-it-like-it-is Taurus or an honesty-only Virgo.

Love Match: Admit it: you love attention. There's no harm in a little bit of flirtation, but make sure you don't spread yourself too thin--and miss out on an adorable Aquarius who's looking to be your one and only.

Best color: Yellow
Best hobby: Columnist for your school newspaper
Theme song: So What – Pink

October 15th -- Halfway between the 2nd tenth of the school year and Halloween

2009-10-15T06:37:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's a crazy description. But, frankly, that's the thought that always went through my head around this time (you know -- because you start school in September, so when you're done with it, you're done with 1/10 of the school year, and Halloween is kinda a big deal). You get it, right? It's not just me? It's probably just me.

Oh well, here's some b-day action for ya:

OCTOBER 15

Magnetic, Knowledgeable, Challenging

You're just like a dog, always laying claim to your territory. Surprise! Your fave place to stake out is usually right in the middle of the spotlight, though you're not just about upstaging your peeps. You get props for being a great leader and team member: You've got more personal attraction than a magnet, so when you speak people listen up. You may not get voted Miss Congeniality any time soon, but you're a lock-in for Miss Honesty.

+/-: Like the eye of a tornado, you're always in the middle of a storm. It's great that you do your own thing no matter what, but a little bit of compromise can go a long way when it comes time to smooth over a rough patch with a disappointed friend or a scandalized teacher.

Friend Match: You're always on-the-go, and sometimes things get so crazy you have trouble keeping your feet on the ground. Count on a down-to-earth, balanced Libra to do it for you.

Love Match: You've got plenty of admirers, but for a guy to move up on your Most Wanted list he's got to be laid back and smart, an overachiever and a social dynamo. Luckily, a January-born boy meets all the requirements.

Best job: Music critic
Best pet: Beagle
Best style: If it doesn’t have sparkles, you’re not interested!

What does it mean if you were born on October 14th?

2009-10-14T06:43:00.000-07:00

We'll tell you!

OCTOBER 14

Measured, Reasonable, Composed

If you were weather, you'd be an even 75 degrees: moderate and comfortable, you leave the highs and lows to other people. It's important for you to avoid extremes. You keep disappointments from turning into major meltdowns, and you know that just because your crush shoots a smile your way it's no excuse to start planning your wedding (unlike some of your friends). Practical and reserved, you often seem older than your years.

+/-: Moderation in all things is a good philosophy in theory, but there are some things--like laughter and dark chocolate--it's okay to OD on once in a while. Let yourself indulge more often.

Friend Match: You're so together, you make Martha Stewart look like a hot mess. But every so often you should let a giggly, fun-addict Aries help you tap into your inner child.

Love Match: You're not the most outgoing person in the world, which is why a romance between you and an equally reserved Virgo never gets off the ground. Love is about risk, so take a chance on a passionate and expressive Scorpio.

Best accessory: Northface backpack
Best color: Tan
Best vacation spot: Summer house in the Hamptons

I AM A GENIUS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND I WANT TO BE YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT

2009-10-13T07:41:00.000-07:00

Question: What do you get when you cross War and Peace with The Breakfast Club and a pack of wolves?

Answer: Josh Lieb's I AM A GENIUS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND I WANT TO BE YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT

Or at least that's Jon Stewart's opinion. And yes, I mean that Jon Stewart. He of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart. Don't believe me***? Check out this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXknnXO_jSM

And be sure to look for I AM A GENIUS OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND I WANT TO BE YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT, in stores today!!!!

***Okay, so his direct quote is: "If War and Peace had a baby with The Breakfast Club and then left the baby to be raised by wolves, this book would be the result. I loved it." But you go try turning that into a question! Yeah, I know, I know it can be done. But it would be kinda lengthy. So, I went with the abbreviated approach... followed by this explanation. So, ummm... yup, next time I take the easy way out.

If you were born on October 13th...

2009-10-13T07:40:00.001-07:00

OCTOBER 13

Intense, Successful, Demanding

You're like an Oreo that's been left out too long: one tough cookie. You always go for the gold--no ifs, ands or buts--and you can't stand whiners and quitters. A super-serious student and a fierce competitor (whether you're vying for the title of MVP on your summer soccer league or trying to land a date with the cutest boy in school), nobody wants to get in your way. You make a frightening enemy: the words forgive and forget aren't in your vocab.

+/-: It pays off that you treat school like a job (all those A's!), but you’re a briefcase away from acting like a straight-up fifty-year-old. Give yourself a vacation and relax once in a while.

Friend Match: You don't win any warm and fuzzy awards for first impressions--the truth is, you're shy deep down so can often come across as standoffish. A perceptive Pisces knows how to break through your barriers.

Love Match: You never give second chances, but you'll have to take it easy on a serious and sincere Cancer who's doing his best. He's not a mind reader, so give him time to get close to you before you write him off.

Best date: Any black-tie event
Best hobby: Class president
Best pet: Bulldog

What's the secret language of birthdays? Glad you asked!

2009-10-08T06:18:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 8

Imaginative, Romantic, Capable

If you were a date, you'd be a hot air balloon ride: romantic, unusual, and all about reaching new heights. You're passionate and free-spirited. It seems you fall head-over-heels for a new crush every week, but it's not just a killer smile and a set of dimples that makes your insides shivery. You see the beauty in the world around you, and get just as excited about a gorgeous sunset or the mystery of the tides as you do about basketball-playing cuties.

+/-: People need a passport just to get in touch with you, because you're often off in your own world. Daydreaming is fine, but learn to touch down in the real world every so often. Your friends and fam miss you!

Friend Match: A sarcastic Scorpio may rub some people the wrong way, but you love her off-beat sense of humor and passion for trouble. Nice is all well and good, but you like to keep things spicy.

Love Match: You've got a poet's soul, and no one's a better match for you than an ulra-artistic, sensitive, and perceptive Pisces, who will share your love of deep conversation and traditional romance.

Best date: Waterfront restaurant
Best job: Illustrator
Best vacation spot: Paris (What’s more perfect for you than the city of love?)

What does your special day say about you? Shhh... it's a secret!

2009-10-07T13:40:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 7

Committed, Idealistic, Charming

If you were a movie, you'd be Rebel With A Cause. You're always fighting for something—whether it's cruelty-free lipgloss or longer lunch periods—and even though you're often in trouble with 'rents and teachers, people can't help but admire your fire. You're a strong believer in honesty and have a reputation for bluntness, but you're so charming (and well-intentioned), people usually forgive even your most outrageous observations.

+/-: You might as well be deaf, ’cuz you never listen. You can't stand when people tell you what to do, but keep in mind that your teachers and parents may be piping up with opinions that will actually help you.

Friend Match: You're constantly getting into scrapes, and you need a BFF who's going to stick by your side when your parents (or the cops!) crack down on your latest protest, like an ultra-loyal Leo.

Love Match: You and an equally-rebellious Scorpio will go together like a marshmallow in a microwave: hot, and unexpected, with a tendency to explode. If you both keep a wrap on your tempers, you can avoid the blow-ups.

Best accessory: “Go Green” tank top
Best hobby: Debate team
Star match: Rachel McAdams

THE TEEN VOGUE HANDBOOK -- in stores now!!!

2009-10-06T07:12:00.000-07:00

THE TEEN VOGUE HANDBOOK: An Insider's Guide to Careers in Fashion, is finally available in stores!!! So... if you're looking for tips on how to succeed in the fashion industry, pull on some skinny jeans, slide your feetsies into some ankle boots, and head on over to the nearest bookstore because you gots to get yourself some TEEN VOGUE love!

To whet your appetite a little further, check out this interview with Anna Wintour (excerpted from the Handbook):

http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/2009/10/teen-vogue-handbook-anna-wintour

We're gonna party like it's 10/06/09!

2009-10-06T06:26:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 6

Optimistic, Adventurous, Vivacious

If you were a bumper sticker, you'd say Seize the Day: you're all about living life to the fullest, and no matter what snags you hit (like massive amounts of homework or nagging younger sibs), you're determined that nothing's going to get in the way of your good time. You're fatally allergic to boredom so you seek out adventure and excitement. Deeply romantic, you fall head over heels so often it's amazing you don't have a permanent concussion.

+/-: You are definitely a glass-half-full kind of girl, but it’s okay to give in to the blues every now and then. If you try to be Miss Suzy Sunshine 24/7 you're bound to burn out.

Friend Match: You want a BFF who knows how to keep the good times rolling. A unique and confident Gemini will keep things lively, but will also be a perfect movie-buddy on the (rare) occasions you want to veg.

Love Match: You fall hard and fast, so you better make sure the tumble is worth it. A lively and intelligent Aquarius makes the perfect plus one to a party, and will also provide a mellowing influence when your life is getting too crazy.

Best color: Fuchsia
Best date: Rock climbing
Best style: Harajuku

Check back each day to find out what your birthday says about you, and be sure to look for THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS -- Teen Edition!

10/02 -- Birthday Goodies for You!

2009-10-02T06:55:00.000-07:00

OCTOBER 2

Charismatic, Attractive, Witty

You're just like Z100: when you're on, everyone tunes in to listen. Charming, persuasive, and allergic to sugarcoating, you always say exactly what you feel--even if the truth hurts. (Your BFF had to know that her lime-green coat was puke-worthy.) But it's not like you're always running your mouth; you say only what you need to say to get your point across, making you the top choice for Debate Club President and a fierce enemy.

+/-: You've got a seriously sarcastic side, so be careful that people don't mistake your bark for a bite. It's great that you've got such a strong sense of humor, but you have to make sure everybody is laughing with you.

Friend Match: You can't stand girls who play dumb, so look out for a smart and sassy Scorpio who can more than match you in a game of verbal sparring.

Love Match: You like an up-front attitude and despise game-playing, so a mischievous Aquarius who keeps his feelings hidden will leave you feeling cold. A straight-up, cards-on-the-table Taurus is the perfect remedy.

Best color: Crimson
Best date: Comedy Club
Theme song: Honestly - Cartel

So you were born on October 1st...

2009-10-01T06:25:00.001-07:00

OCTOBER 1

Unique, Dedicated, Dignified

You should compete for Best In Show, because you're all about being top dog. It's not that you're aggressive or overly ambitious, but your clear head and ability to see the whole picture makes you stand out from your peers. You're naturally social and like to be surrounded by a small group of fans (um, friends) at all times. Your philosophy? There's no point in being leader unless you're leader of a pack.

+/-: Generally, you’ve got a ton of confidence. But because you're a perfectionist you're also plagued by fears that you'll never be good enough. But all your stressing is a recipe for failure, so relax and have faith in yourself.

Friend Match: You value the way an earth-sign friend sticks by you, and she values your uniqueness and fearlessness. You help her strut her stuff, and she helps keep you grounded.

Love Match: You’ve got your own ambitions (like being elected class prez), so you don't have time for a me, me, me, Taurus. A super supportive Aquarius, on the other hand? Vote yes.

Best accessory: Dolce and Gabbana eyeglasses
Best job: Head of a cosmetics company
Best style: Power suit

Birthdays over here, birthdays over there...

2009-09-30T10:56:00.001-07:00

SEPTEMBER 30

Curious, Knowledgeable, Impressive

You should be a detective, because you're all about uncovering the truth. A perfectionist, you always do your homework before expressing your opinion (and you have a lot of opinions). Whether you're holding court about melting polar ice caps or the importance of flax seed oil, you're an idealist who likes to get behind a cause. A natural leader, you have a forceful presence and know how to command people's attention.

+/-: You're just like an encyclopedia: you've got all your facts together. But some issues aren't a matter of right or wrong, so don't freak out when others don't agree with what you say. They’re entitled to their own opinions.

Friend Match: You can be super defensive--and you're not shy about going on the attack, either. Take a lesson from a chilled-out Libra who can teach you how to play nice with others.

Love Match: You like a guy with smarts--and he needs to be confident, too, if he's going to keep up with you. Sparks will fly when you start arguing with a brainy Aquarius--good thing you can always kiss and make up!

Best accessory: Library card
Best date: Political rally
Best job: Lawyer

What We're Into Right Now...

2009-09-29T07:21:00.001-07:00

With October 1st right around the corner, we felt like it was time to bust out some new items for our "What We're Into Right Now" slideshow (at the bottom of the page). There's one oldie on there (Glee -- but we can't help it! That show still makes us want to tap our feet and burst out into song). But otherwise it's all brandie new. FYI just caught a preview of the movie Whip It! this weekend, and it was AWESOME!

What are you all into right now? Let us know! We're always looking for new and exciting stuff to check out (and old stuff to wax nostalgiac about because -- let's face it -- sometimes it's fun to stick with what you know).

If you were born on September 29th...

2009-09-29T07:18:00.001-07:00

SEPTEMBER 29

Technical, Intense, Capable

If you were a piece of exercise equipment, you'd be the stability ball: always trying to find balance. Your mood has more swings than a typical playground, and you often go from feeling like you're on top of the world to feeling like the world's sitting on top of you. Although you're super smart and extremely accomplished, you're plagued by doubts about your self-worth; it's extremely important to stay close to family and friends who make you feel valued.

+/-: Part of the reason why your emotions are so all over the map is that you don't really know what you want. Pretend you're an algebra problem, and dedicate time to figuring yourself out.

Friend Match: Nothing's more important for you than having loyal friends close by who can serve as a stabilizing influence. Pick an Aries who will always make you smile, and a Taurus to be your rock during hard times.

Love Match: A sensitive and perceptive Pisces will understand and accept you intuitively--no embarrassing confessions necessary!

Best color: Jade
Best hobby: Photography
Best pet: Chow Chow

To All Our September 25th B-day Peeps

2009-09-25T06:37:00.001-07:00

SEPTEMBER 25

Hard-Working, Witty, Determined

You'd be the perfect judge on American Idol: you love to be in the spotlight, and your greatest talent lies in critiquing and exposing flaws. Naturally inclined to journalism and photography, you're always blogging about ways your school could improve (Starbucks in the cafeteria, anyone)? You can be extremely sarcastic and anyone who's ever been on the wrong side of one of your scathing jokes knows that when it comes to you, the tongue is mightier than the sword.

+/-: Your sarcastic sense of humor leaves your friends ROTFL. But be careful about tossing out caustic commentary super casually, since you never know who could be the next casualty (and your teacher will not be amused by your impression of her).

Friend Match: You work your butt off, so on weekend take a break to hang out with a Capricorn BFF. She’s got a good sense of the big picture, so she’ll keep you from feeling overwhelmed.

Love Match: They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Obviously you don't want insects buzzing around, but every so often give your tongue-lashings a rest and let the Aquarius you're crushing on see the sweet side.

Best job: Gossip columnist
Star match: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Best style: Retro

STRANGE ANGELS Poll

2009-09-24T06:05:00.001-07:00

Only one day left to vote!!!! VOTE NOW!!!

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2009-09-24T06:03:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 24

Imaginative, Giving, Free-Spirited

You might as well be a passport, because you're always traveling around. You can't stand to sit still and love to dream up all the places you're going to visit (Costa Rica, Paris, Barcelona). Your philosophy is: if you’re not moving forward, you might as well be going in reverse. But it's not just your feet that peddle around: mentally and spiritually you were born to wander, to experiment with different interests and hobbies and switch social groups faster than your old BFF can say, "Call me."

+/-: You can't help that you're bored easily. But you're flightier than an airplane, and sometimes when the going gets tough it's important to rough it out. Instead of running from challenges, embrace them.

Friend Match: You treat friends like fish fillets: good for three days at most. The problem? You haven't found your BFF soul-mate, like a quirky Aquarius who loves to dream up new vacation destinations.

Love Match: You’re ruled by the love-dominated number 6 and the planet Venus, so romance is important to you. An intense and passionate Scorpio will sweep you right off your feet.

Best date: Ice skating
Best pet: Goldfish Style icon: Victoria Beckham

We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

2009-09-23T06:52:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 23

Creative, Adventurous, Exciting

In the MTV Movie Awards of life, you'd always take home the prize for Breakthrough Performance: breaking barriers, surmounting difficulties, and crossing limits is your whole raison d'etre. You are an ambitious dreamer: you want to be the best student/friend/teacher/clarinet player/soccer goalie ever, but often seem to face major obstacles on your road to success. A true warrior, you never give up, and your perseverance always pays off.

+/-: You're just like a witch on a broomstick: always flying off the handle. If you're going to do battle for something you want, do the prep work beforehand. Figure out your talking points and anticipate objections.

Friend Match: Maybe it's because of all the hard times you've seen, but people need a nutcracker just to break through your shell. Try letting the optimistic attitude of a happy-go-lucky Aquarius rub off on you.

Love Match: You can be super serious, so you need a guy who will lighten things up and inspire you to laugh off the tough times. An Aries with a here-for-the-party attitude will help you shake off the blues.

Best color: Tangerine
Best job: Professional athlete
Theme song: Taking Chances – Celine Dion

Where my September 22nd birthdays at?

2009-09-22T10:19:00.001-07:00

SEPTEMBER 22

Individualistic, Sarcastic, Perceptive

You've got a bad case of Restless Leg Syndrome: you always have to be moving. Driven, outgoing, and easily bored, you like to be challenge by new places, people, and things. You'll never hit the same restaurant twice and the list of extra-curriculars you've tried (and dumped) reads like an advertisement for Attention Deficit Disorder. But no matter what you're doing, your strong personality and strength of character means you always make your mark.

+/-: Good things come to those who wait, but sometimes the most important thing you can do is sit still. Take a break in your 24/7 marathon of activities to relax at home or spend some time day-dreaming.

Friend Match: There's only one constant in your life: your friends. You're very picky about who you let get close, and a Sagittarius who likes to go, go, go is your perfect partner-in-crime.

Love Match: When you like someone, you act like you're gearing up for a military attack: your motto is, Ready, Set, Charge. Give the cavalry a rest and let a laid-back Libra--who might just make you want to settle down (gasp)--find his way to you.

Best color: Indigo
Best job: Travel writer
Best vacation spot: Las Vegas

More B-day Goodness!

2009-09-21T13:34:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 21

Artistic, Tasteful, Progressive

If you were a body part, you'd be the tongue: all about good taste. You've got an eye for style and are always scoping out the newest trends, but you've got your finger on the pulse of more than just fashion. Perceptive and intuitive, you can always read how other people are feeling and know how to move--and motivate--a crowd. A true trendsetter, even your opinions are always au courant.

+/-: Appearance may be everything, but it's also true that the most attractive thing a girl can have is a whopping dose of self-confidence. It doesn't matter what your classmates think of you, so stop looking over your shoulder to see who's watching.

Friend Match: You've caught a bad case of frenemies: haters who try and make you feel insecure because their jealous of your rocking style. Quick fix? Pick up a loyal (and honest) Cancer who won't undermine you.

Love Match: You change love interests more often than you change shoes. But certain people never go out of style, like the charming class-clown Aries who always makes you crack up.

Best accessory: The latest issue of Vanity Fair
Star match: Faith Hill
Theme song: Uptown Girl – Billy Joel

It's birthday, it's birthday time... (What time is it? It's birthday time.)

2009-09-18T06:04:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 18

Thoughtful, Serious, Visual

You're just like an iPhone: super popular, you always create a public stir (and it's a total mystery how you actually work). Though people gravitate to you and you often find yourself at the center of attention, you're extremely secretive and closed off to all but the Inner Circle. And a position on your VIP list is never guaranteed: when you feel hurt, betrayed, or threatened, you can shut the door on even your closest friends.

+/-: You don’t like conflict, so you’d rather withdraw than fight. But you're not a Crock-pot, so why sit around stewing? When something upsets you, talk about it.

Friend Match: You and a temper-prone Scorpio are like a match held over a tin of explosives: the smallest spark, and everything blows up. Look for a more even-tempered Libra who won't turn every disagreement into a major meltdown.

Love Match: In many ways an extremely private person, you're drawn to people with a similar penchant for secrecy: like an artistic Pisces who knows the value of unspoken communication.

Best color: Ivory
Best hobby: School play
Theme song: Lucky – Britney Spears

And don't forget to look for THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS, in stores July 22, 2010!

Bringing you some b-day juice

2009-09-17T06:47:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 17

Persistent, Tenacious, Undaunted

If slow and steady wins the race. somebody better be preparing your blue ribbon. Those born on September 17th are characterized by great perseverance. You are totally unstoppable when you have a goal, and though you may not take the fastest route to the finish line, in the end your sheer determination and force of will means you'll come from behind to take the prize (even if "the prize" is the cute private school boy you've been scoping in the park).

+/-: You have high standards and can be quick to judge. But friends aren't teaspoons, so don't be so quick to say they don't measure up.

Friend Match: Spontaneous you are not, but when you're not playing Serious Student you've got an offbeat sense of humor that craves expression. Look for a quirky Aries BFF to crack up with.

Love Match: You're pretty independent, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't feel nice to be appreciated by a special someone. You like a guy who listens, so a patient, relationship-oriented Cancer is your best bet.

Best color: Maroon
Best job: Veterinarian
Best vacation spot: Rome

Birthdays Galore!

2009-09-16T09:01:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 16

Courageous, Honest, Sweet

You should be a cheerleader, because you're all about spirit. Energetic and dedicated, you never let life's bumps get you down for long, and your positive attitude means everyone wants to bask in your glow. You're always looking to do more, better, and you have the patience and determination to see the pay-off. Your parents and teachers can have trouble controlling you, since you never back down when you feel your beliefs have been compromised (like your belief in a midnight curfew!).

+/-: It's great that you're so fearless, but there's a fine line between spunk and stupidity. Make sure your energy doesn't pull you in a dangerous direction; keep both feet on the ground.

Friend Match: When you want something you'll go after it no matter what the risks. A diplomatic and practical Libra will let you know whether your end-game is worth all the trouble.

Love Match: Up until now you've always crushed on out-there Aries and ultra-outspoken Taurus, but a super-supportive Sagittarius will be a good mellowing influence.

Best accessory: Toy poodle
Best hobby: Prom committee
Star match: Alexis Bledel

Oooh c'est tres tres chic! Ooooh c'est FASHION WEEK!

2009-09-15T06:05:00.000-07:00

Every year during Fashion Week, we think to ourselves, "Why can't we sew?" and "We should sign up for Project Runway despite our lack of any discernable talent!" and "God, I wish I could pull that outfit off!"

For those of you who think these things and actually plan to do something about them, then our upcoming book The Teen Vogue Handbook will be the Dolce to your Gabbana.

While we're still a few weeks away from the official release of The Teen Vogue Handbook (though some lucky contest winners were recently able to procure some free advanced copies through our giveaway contest), don't go ruining that mascara with tears of desperation! In the meantime, you can check out this article from the New York Times about careers in fashion, and more specifically, The Teen Vogue Handbook!!! It's sure to get you runway ready (well, not you the individual--you know, it's not all about modeling--but you the fashion expert who benevolently shares your abundant knowledge with others).

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/10/fashion/10JOBS.html?8dpc=&_r=3&pagewanted=all

Cha Cha Cha

2009-09-15T06:02:00.000-07:00

SEPTEMBER 15

Expansive, Motivated, Ambitious

If you were a golf tournament, you'd be the Masters. Once you strike on a passion you're determined to become the best at it (thus the gorgeous cashmere sweater you made during your knitting phase). You're super patient and can come across as shy, but people who mistake you for being happy to stay in the shadows had better watch out--you're just waiting for your moment to claim your place in the sun.

+/-: You dream of having a house so big it could feature on MTV Cribs, seven Bentleys, and a private plane to boot. But money won't make you laugh or give you a hug when you're feeling sad. Focus your ambitions on being a good friend, and you'll get way more payback.

Friend Match: You can be super closed off when somebody has hurt or disappointed you, but an ultra-perceptive Pisces will be able to tell when something's up.

Love Match: You need a guy to show you the beauty in the simple things, like a sporty Sagittarius who loves hiking, biking, and just playing around outside--no credit card necessary, no drama allowed.

Best date: Concert in the park
Best hobby: Ballet
Best style: Your closet is filled with Polo shirts and cardigan sweaters